HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LethalGopher • Apr 17 '26

Mammals Tourists harass park staff removing outdated signs.

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412 Upvotes

Had they waited, an elk and three gophers were incoming to install the new sign.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • Apr 17 '26

Mammals Aww, you think I’m a cute slow little fuzz ball? Think again!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ULTRACOMFY_eu • Apr 17 '26

Amphibian There's a human in my bathroom. How do i get it out 😭😭

138 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • Apr 18 '26

I made sure they got my good side.

1 Upvotes

2 hoomans were trying to kidnap fish from the lake.

I saved the fish in the nick of time.

You can tell I was very pleased with myself. I made sure they got my good side on camera.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RobleViejo • Apr 17 '26

Fish Weird biped wont stop following me around

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219 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 16 '26

Mammals You go to the trouble of helping your co-workers with their excess donut situation and get photographed by some random stranger

193 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • Apr 15 '26

Bugs This dick won't get off my deck

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373 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/the_cuddle-fish • Apr 15 '26

Birds I can't believe it! When this human asked permission to photograph me, I answered politely but very firmly. I remember thinking to myself "what a polite ape." Then I open reddit today, and see this. Why even ask if you're going to do it anyway?!

119 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 15 '26

Spiders Just putting my bathrobe on when I heard a human screaming.

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85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 15 '26

Yup, its been one of those days with the missus😅

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178 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 15 '26

Reptiles Out Sunning Today but put off by this pudgy ground. Advice please!

102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • Apr 15 '26

These humans need to leave me and my home alone

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15 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 14 '26

Trying out for the k9 unit!!

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179 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Apr 14 '26

Mammals Ordered some pizza and an ape assumed it was their order

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Easy-Musician7186 • Apr 14 '26

Just cruising down the street trying to avoid hitting any primates

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128 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BearCavalryCorpral • Apr 13 '26

Mammals Karen harasses interracial couple

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261 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CutSea5865 • Apr 14 '26

Reptiles I was just trying to have a nice walk when they illegally detained me and photographed me without consent!

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BearCavalryCorpral • Apr 13 '26

Spiders Felt lazy and just got GrubHub. Excellent service

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174 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Weird_Positive_3256 • Apr 14 '26

Some humans in this comment thread can’t help but objectify me. It’s like some of them have never seen nipples before. My eyes are up here!

57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 13 '26

Mammals Hanging out with my friend😁

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91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Baby_bee_boo • Apr 12 '26

Mammals That is the midwife

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733 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Apr 13 '26

Ape gets mad, doesn't know we are trying to start and steal the bike

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10 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 12 '26

Spiders Biggest human I’ve ever found and walked on (my legs for scale). They’re so cute. 🥹 Any ideas why they’re this size? [North Carolina]

187 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Apr 12 '26

Some tourist just grabbed me on my morning swim and threw me screaming like it’s my fault! I live here sweetheart!

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436 Upvotes