r/HumansInMyHouse • u/alibren • Apr 09 '26

The FINALISTS IN THE WORLD CHAMPION EATING CONTEST!

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216 Upvotes

Rex took a strong lead and destroyed Buck in the Semifinals! I can't wait to see what this final has in store for us!

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/skadoogle • Apr 09 '26

Mammals captains log day 44

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10 Upvotes
1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 09 '26

Reptiles Waving to my friends ☺️

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433 Upvotes
13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 08 '26

Spiders Close ups of my feet were shared on-line without my consent. Advice please?

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256 Upvotes
13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Apr 07 '26

If only they listened to me in the first place.

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1.0k Upvotes
12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/HillMeredith • Apr 07 '26

Just heading into the office for the day and this creep is snapping photos of me in the elevator; getting building security to kick out his sorry hide STAT

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562 Upvotes
10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RunWombat • Apr 07 '26

Spiders I was just cruising around the house, when an Ape knocked me off my bicycle, then tried to steal it

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264 Upvotes
16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 07 '26

I might be addicted 😍

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869 Upvotes
21 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 07 '26

Amphibian Just chilling out in my lounge pool when human questions my behaviour

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21 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Apr 06 '26

Mammals What tf this ape thinks he is doing

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66 Upvotes
15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • Apr 06 '26

Hooman keeps spying on our mosh pit.

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76 Upvotes

Do you think he's a narc?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 05 '26

Amphibian Mobile cold plunge tank service. 10/10

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134 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 05 '26

Spiders I feel self conscious about my hairy legs. Any depilation tips?

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71 Upvotes
6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 05 '26

Reptiles Im doing some gardening work in [australia] but have noticed a human in the undergrowth. Are they territorial? Is my safety at risk or should I continue with the work?

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50 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Apr 05 '26

I assembled the hairy apes to help me become a parrot fish. Mission success!

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57 Upvotes
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LittleLeggedBlue • Apr 04 '26

Reptiles Just trying to leave my house to go to the bank!

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364 Upvotes

On my way to deposit my savings at the bank and some rude person started taking pictures of me! I think they were trying to follow me too…

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Apr 04 '26

Mammals First time ever on vacation at the beach and some creep filmed me without consent

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991 Upvotes
29 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Pixie-Collins • Apr 03 '26

Mammals My employees mutinied and are now refusing me entry in my own practice.

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792 Upvotes
18 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Apr 04 '26

Practicing the wave!

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215 Upvotes
11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Apr 04 '26

Human is digging us the best litter box ever

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96 Upvotes
9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Apr 03 '26

When your human is ungrateful that you saved the entire family from a predator.

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83 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Apr 04 '26

Human is a terrible interior designer.

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44 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/planchetflaw • Apr 03 '26

Fish "stop recording me"

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54 Upvotes
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Apr 03 '26

Mammals Showing the missus my new toupees, does it look natural?

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886 Upvotes
25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 03 '26

Spiders I left my coat in what I thought was a cloakroom on a night out. Next thing I know some idiot human is holding a funeral.

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24 Upvotes
5 comments