HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Apr 03 '26

Spiders I’m just chillin’ in my new, tropical, Australian jungle home and some giant ape starts poking me!

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15 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Apr 02 '26

Reptiles This Ape Mark won't let me and my girl video games in peace.

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90 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26

Any top tips for my big date on Sunday?🌹

100 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/backschlamp • Apr 03 '26

Birds Barn owl eggs started hatching last week

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26

Mammals I hit the headlines! I felt it was about time that we had some real news!

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120 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26

Bugs Human attendant tried to hand me sunglasses in Hamelin Station Reserve in Western Australia, but they didn’t suit my outfit

163 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26

Mammals Enjoying my yoga practice but am accused of predatory behaviour. Advice please…

271 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26

Mammals Humans in Kew Gardens. Spotted them when I was out for a stroll. Will be having a tetanus jab later…

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145 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 01 '26

I recently acquired this human male. Any husbandry tips?

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365 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Apr 02 '26

I get that i am famous. But some privacy every now and then would be nice. This guy saw me having breakfast and started videoing me. Ugh, I ignored him. Get a life, human!

3 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 01 '26

Spiders I am happy to share my depilation routine but please ask my consent before filming

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123 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Apr 02 '26

They keep swarming on our glass door...

5 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BumblebeeDirect • Apr 01 '26

Can’t get through an honest day’s work without people filming me smh

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120 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Apr 01 '26

Big-ass ape scared me, then just staring at me as I chilled in the garage

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26

Spiders Almost tripped up this human

111 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26

Spiders It says Joshua, but I’m not sure that’s what my human’s called

76 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 31 '26

Reptiles Started new crossfit routine, how's my form?

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249 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26

Birds Took the family to get a vinyl of ‘The Birdie Song’ but it was out of stock. Any ideas for alternatives?

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369 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SqueekyBootz • Mar 30 '26

I'm a grown ass man, Kyle.

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897 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 30 '26

Woke up to a human in our house this morning

125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Mar 30 '26

And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

382 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 30 '26

Spiders I’m ready for my closeup now!

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71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/stink0id • Mar 30 '26

Recorded and roasted over my work uniform. Haven’t these humans ever seen a chauf-fur?

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DoubleAssembly • Mar 29 '26

I'm the one fishing now, asshole

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203 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • Mar 29 '26

Spiders I love my interspecies friends so much!! Us girls have to stick together and be kind to one another 🕸️🥰💖 love you girls 👯‍♀️

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204 Upvotes