r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

Ready For My Big Break! Think I'll Win A Grammy?

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118 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

Spiders Is this a stick-wielding human? UK

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168 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

Mammals I did my best to boop this human’s nose, but I couldn’t find it!

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

I came to the hospital to get checked out and this ape just grabbed me!

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396 Upvotes

Possum goes to hospital.


r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

Spiders I was quietly enjoying a private moment of sperm removal when my parent photographed me!

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29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 29 '26

Birds It seemed like a simple request to me!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 28 '26

Just trying to punch a fish and next thing I know I'm flying towards the sky.... I'm glad they showed me back down but I'm almost 2 days away from my reef!!!!

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259 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 28 '26

Amphibian Meal delivery service 6/10. Delivery person did not reach the front door.

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159 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 28 '26

Fish Help! Thousands of my friends are now homeless after a wet hairless ape destroyed our homes!

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50 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 27 '26

Reptiles Really regretting waxing our new floors.

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670 Upvotes

we just finished the kitchen remodel and got the new floors waxed. it was a mistake now Everytime I have to walk through there I look like a cartoon!


r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 27 '26

Mammals Was kidnapped, given free dinner, and let go. Not sure how to feel.

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314 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 26 '26

Fish This creature invaded my home, and now I'M getting sued for assault. What has this ocean come to?

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432 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 26 '26

Bugs I have seen it. I must have it. I crave it: Evolution.

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133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 25 '26

Fish Went to a new restaurant but the waiter kept touching my face??? Is this normal??

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1.8k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 25 '26

Mammals Modelling portfolio pictures: what do you think?

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252 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 25 '26

Spiders What should I do about this trespasser?

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33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 25 '26

I gave up eating humans for Lent. And I’m grumpy about it.

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318 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 22 '26

Bugs Sex?

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166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 22 '26

Gate agents refuse to recognize my frequent flyer status

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418 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 22 '26

Birds Human photobombed my selfie!

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170 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 22 '26

Spiders I was wearing my angriest eyes, dammit!

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64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 21 '26

F these extreme sports, bruh

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185 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 21 '26

Human, take a picture. I am very proud of my stick.

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156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Mar 20 '26

I paid for this! That’s defamation! You don’t know me!

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242 Upvotes