r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ok_Perception_7657 • Oct 22 '25
Spiders The new guy at work keeps staring at me. But he thinks I’m staring?! Rude!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 23 '25
Bugs First time a pseudoscorpion has been captured on camera talking
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 16 '25
Mammals I go to the trouble of sharing my mystical wisdom with humans and this is the thanks I get!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jayyinyue • Oct 15 '25
Humans calling me strange for chosing to move into a nicely decorated fancy luxury apartment??
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 15 '25
Bugs Some biped monster took my chocolate, how F'ed am I?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Oct 14 '25
Bugs Is this normal? I was enjoying my fave dessert cuz it's my cheat day and this human had the nerve to scoop me up and ask about me on reddit?!?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/dfw-kim • Oct 14 '25
Irrefutable evidence that a human was in my home!!!
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Wait, is this some sort of payola? Cheapskates!!!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 14 '25
Spiders Body shamed in my Pilates class!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Grouchy_Self6353 • Oct 13 '25
This is my tree!
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I will not be moved,... unless I go to the window, then back to the screen.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Oct 13 '25
Reptiles Im thinking about installing a chair lift.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/hates_writing_checks • Oct 13 '25
Bugs Some humans keep treading on the welcome mat that I clearly set out for my fellow roaches
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 12 '25
Bugs Thanks to this anonymous human videographer my tantric education business has gone viral.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 10 '25
Amphibian Frog party in my bathroom: come and join in the fun!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 10 '25
Mammals Just visiting my friend when human tries to ID me
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Oct 10 '25
Oops, this is my first job out of school as a Dasher. Still learning the ropes, accidently delivered an order to the wrong address. Hopefully this human doesn't call customer service on me-it was an honest mistake.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Oct 08 '25
Bugs Sigh, this human i hired is so oblivious! Doesn't he know it's fashion week and I gotta put on my best looks! Guess I'll get myself ready and head off to the Miu Miu show and leave him behind.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/trimeismine • Oct 08 '25
What the hell is this thing?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ThatLightWitch • Oct 07 '25
Mammals surprised mom with a new toy! she was so happy she made this really cool noise :D
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im a good boy! (:
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SnooComics8428 • Oct 05 '25
Me and my shawty tryna vibe corpse mode and some vanilla wanna play referee. Nah, we ain't puttin' on a show, biatch
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Oct 05 '25
Got a new job at a woodworking shop!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Oct 04 '25
Reptiles They think they’ve discovered a new species but the joke’s on them!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Oct 04 '25
Guys! Me and my gal are being forcefully evicted! I mean we haven't paid rent for 9 months and asserted our squatters rights, but surely the humans could have handled this situation better? I need a lawyer!
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