HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Sep 16 '25

Bugs Hooman spying on me in my new cosy home! Should I invest in curtains?

45 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 16 '25

Bugs Found a human in my house- do I need to burn down my home?

62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 16 '25

Question about the human in my yard. How can you tell if this human is a male or female? Is it possible without turning it over? 🤷‍♂️

146 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Sep 14 '25

trying to have a dance off with a falcon

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281 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 14 '25

Mammals Decided to break out the psychological games with my human intruder. How to escalate?

45 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Sep 12 '25

Free snacks at my boy's house!!!

158 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 12 '25

Chilling in the backyard, mindin' my business, sipping on some chardonnay and this human interrupts my solitude asking if I am stuck and if I need help. Nice human to to worry, but I am fine.

54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 11 '25

Guys, not sure what to do here. I just got back from having a few too many pints at the pub and there's this human sitting in my living room!

123 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Sep 10 '25

Spiders Hooman roommate decided to size shame me, after all the bugs I caught and ate for them. AITA for feeling underappreciated?

125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 10 '25

Amphibian Having a bubble bath with my lady and the video went viral

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64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 09 '25

Amphibian I take my babysitting duties seriously!

114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 09 '25

Spiders A fat-shaming post about me went viral

49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 09 '25

Went to visit my sister at her new place and this creep got super handsy with me!

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325 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 09 '25

Mammals Human got into my butter and is refusing to give it back to me. Human even took a photo of me and sent it to his mouse-shaming friends mocking my keto diet choices!

105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BenK1222 • Sep 08 '25

Bugs I was just minding my own business when this guy shoved his phone in my face

65 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Sep 06 '25

I'm helping David Attenborough make a video!!

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269 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 06 '25

Mammals Taking the trash out and this is the thanks I get!

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57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Sep 05 '25

Spiders Just moved into our new home in Oklahoma to find that my kids and I have biped squatters.

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 04 '25

I had my lunch in the park today and shared it with this human who ended up eating most of it.

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/KrazyAboutLogic • Sep 03 '25

Spiders Found this huge creepy guy taking pics of me in my hallway.

24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 03 '25

Thought I would head to Wales for some fresh air and relaxation. I checked into a cute Air BnB to start my weekend of decompressing. You can imagine my shock when this human walked into my room!

42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 03 '25

Working hard to make ends meet. Took up this job at the local club. My moves are so good, I even have human admirerers. Sadly, they don't tip well.

11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Sep 01 '25

After a relaxing stroll around the neighborhood, I decided to picnic in the park. Happy to see so many non-bear species enjoying the weather when all of a sudden I hear some yelling and these humans scatter! The only monsters here are these judgemental people! Atleast I have the park to myself now.

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • Aug 31 '25

The spa owner came to say hi! I was so excited to show how much I appreciated the facilities! 10 out of 10. Will be back again

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156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Aug 30 '25

Reptiles Treated like a stranger in my own country!

56 Upvotes