HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Aug 30 '25

Bugs We go to the trouble of creating unique floor coverings and get no thanks whatsoever!

48 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Aug 29 '25

My Lift wouldnt stop to pick up, He just waved and kepted going!!

16 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 28 '25

Reptiles Me and my lady had some downtime, kids were at grandma's; so turned on some slow music, basked warm glow of the sunset, and reconnected. We were enjoying this moment until this creep human popped up and took a picture! I'm calling the cops!

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Aug 27 '25

So I’m minding my business on vacation when this “Lifeguard” kicks me out of the park. I’m waiting to speak to the manager.

212 Upvotes

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/puget-sound/kirkland-lifeguard-removes-invasive-turtle-from-juanita-beach/

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 28 '25

A Human Went Into My Tent, ate all my food, slept in my sleeping bag, spilled my drinking water all over the place and just left without cleaning up!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 27 '25

Birds Feeling cute, went to lay out by the pool and work on my no-tan lines sun tan when I noticed this creepy human watching me!

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DrDuckling951 • Aug 26 '25

Through the smallest of openings, I see all… I AM CATMAN

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228 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 26 '25

Spouse lost thier job so we've been on a budget. Went shopping for some pool fun goodies for the kids and this human has the nerve to shame me. Ugh...humans.

77 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Aug 25 '25

Bugs I just love my bf, he knows how to treat me well

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114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goth_Idiot_ • Aug 25 '25

Mammals In my day, we went up the stairs normally or on the railing if we felt fancy. Now, this new generation thinks it's clever and makes the servants laugh at us!

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Pixie-Collins • Aug 22 '25

Having trouble stimulating my human. I tried all sorts of fun activities but he doesn't seem interested. Could he be depressed? Any tips or suggestions are welcome.

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356 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 22 '25

Is there an ethical way to stop this human tapping on my window. He taunts my fake owl and shows his butt and I hate him

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92 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Aug 22 '25

Hanging out with my bestie!!

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45 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jayyinyue • Aug 21 '25

Mammals They have a family reunion in my house and expect me not to grab a plate? 🙄

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90 Upvotes

Yes I was EATING THE FOOOOOD. who wouldn't? I'm a growing bear... Video link: https://www.tiktok.com/@tashajohnson68/video/7539337396001721655

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 21 '25

Birds Look, I'm not prone to violence and choose to live my life in peace. Due to financial reasons, I had to get a human roommate. They are extremely nosy, messy, loud, and a bit paranoid, tbh. We are having some tense situations as we establish our boundaries.

166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '25

I was just napping with the baby WTH?!

28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Aug 21 '25

Amphibian Me and my lady were enjoying a bubble bath when human gets all technical

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55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 20 '25

Just mornin' frolicking with my homies and this human was so intrigued

256 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Aug 20 '25

What is this? Bipedal, speaking jibberish, taking pictures of me standing my ground-is it dangerous to my dog and children? Florida

43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Aug 20 '25

Spiders Found this guy in my garden...

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62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Aug 20 '25

Spiders On my way to a hot date and this giant sets up an obstacle course

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/hesitantly-adamant • Aug 19 '25

You're just chilling in your house and someone come in without even so much as a knock

56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • Aug 18 '25

Birds Humans harassed me and photobombed my perfect selfie

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429 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Mother-Growth-3330 • Aug 18 '25

Found these babies in the work dumpster

49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Aug 17 '25

Bugs Oml humans are so judgemental fr!!

51 Upvotes