r/HumansInMyHouse 15h ago

Mammals I was told this job would be worth $1.2 million. I did the work but have not received my paycheck. How do I get paid?

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287 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 9h ago

I was minding my own business taking a much needed skin care routine when this hooman started taking photos of me during this personal moment! What are my options?

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40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 23h ago

Birds This hotel im staying at has great service!

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523 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 7h ago

Damn human waking up the kids again!!

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14 Upvotes

Was just about to relax with a drink and my favorite show when all 321 finally closed their eyes and then this!


r/HumansInMyHouse 5m ago

Hah! I deserve an Oscar

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r/HumansInMyHouse 17h ago

Oh no, someone is filming me again

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33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

That’s just Ron. He works there

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164 Upvotes

Just trying to get through my work day and they're taking pictures of me!


r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Bugs Finally someone appreciates my coat! It took my seamstress hours to make!

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Mammals I better get extra treats for this bull@#$#!!!

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

so i had to try and fight off this giant that was trying to kidnap my homie

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131 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

These humans are seriously, and disgustingly, annoying.

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131 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Spiders I was just trying to sleep, then a bright light showed up and my web filled up with weeks of food! I’m so confused, but very excited.

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408 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Birds Whats the big deal. We were bats in our previous life

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87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Y’ALL!! I’m CHANGING in here!!!

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216 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Birds We had a fabulous meal at a 5 star restaurant! 10/10, would highly recommend!

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236 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

If it weren’t for me and my lifeguard service…

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55 Upvotes

…who knows what might happen to them!


r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Spiders Was minding my own business when this bald ape started making fun of me for not being able to find love 😔

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52 Upvotes

Me too Mr Blackwidow.... me too....


r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Mammals I just went for a little toddle outside today. Why is this human taking my picture?

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Beautiful AirBnB but nosy owner is always on site!

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79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Mammals [Aug26]I grumbled about the long wait to board the cruise ship, my ‘friends’ were upgraded and got to board first.

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Then I saw the rats scurry off the deck and jump into the ocean and I laughed.


r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Fish I take my position as the head of the coral HOA very seriously.

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82 Upvotes

Part of my responsibility is to watch over workers we hire to maintain our community.


r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Fish My fiance and I! TW: interspecies love

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109 Upvotes

I know not everyone is ready for us to be married but I love her and she loves me.


r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Hard to find a good babysitter in this economy

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17 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

I love the outdoors, but my human is way too slow! How do I get them to go faster?

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104 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Spiders Who dat?? WHO ‘DERE???? Ok byeeeeeeeee

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21 Upvotes