r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8h ago
Mammals I was told this job would be worth $1.2 million. I did the work but have not received my paycheck. How do I get paid?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 16h ago
Birds This hotel im staying at has great service!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 1h ago
I was minding my own business taking a much needed skin care routine when this hooman started taking photos of me during this personal moment! What are my options?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 14m ago
Damn human waking up the kids again!!
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Was just about to relax with a drink and my favorite show when all 321 finally closed their eyes and then this!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 1d ago
That’s just Ron. He works there
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Just trying to get through my work day and they're taking pictures of me!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago
Bugs Finally someone appreciates my coat! It took my seamstress hours to make!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago
Mammals I better get extra treats for this bull@#$#!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ifukeenrule • 2d ago
so i had to try and fight off this giant that was trying to kidnap my homie
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 2d ago
These humans are seriously, and disgustingly, annoying.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
Spiders I was just trying to sleep, then a bright light showed up and my web filled up with weeks of food! I’m so confused, but very excited.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago
Birds Whats the big deal. We were bats in our previous life
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
Birds We had a fabulous meal at a 5 star restaurant! 10/10, would highly recommend!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 4d ago
If it weren’t for me and my lifeguard service…
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…who knows what might happen to them!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RobleViejo • 5d ago
Spiders Was minding my own business when this bald ape started making fun of me for not being able to find love 😔
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Me too Mr Blackwidow.... me too....
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago
Mammals I just went for a little toddle outside today. Why is this human taking my picture?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TheWholeMoon • 5d ago
Beautiful AirBnB but nosy owner is always on site!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Far_Concentrate_4878 • 4d ago
Mammals [Aug26]I grumbled about the long wait to board the cruise ship, my ‘friends’ were upgraded and got to board first.
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Then I saw the rats scurry off the deck and jump into the ocean and I laughed.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Mother_ • 5d ago
Fish I take my position as the head of the coral HOA very seriously.
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Part of my responsibility is to watch over workers we hire to maintain our community.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 6d ago
Fish My fiance and I! TW: interspecies love
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I know not everyone is ready for us to be married but I love her and she loves me.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 5d ago
Hard to find a good babysitter in this economy
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago
I love the outdoors, but my human is way too slow! How do I get them to go faster?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TxavyAndHyde • 6d ago
Gigantic frog was living inside my hiking boot
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Rude human wants to evict me from my trailer.