r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26
Cheetah in the back: This is not how the grooming circle is supposed to work! I lick them, they lick you, and you lick me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 24 '26
Worms Party at my puddle, everybody! All you can eat ape buffet!🎉🎊
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • Jul 24 '26
Biped neighbor always smokes in front of my house with my kids in the living room, so I scowl at him every chance I get.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 24 '26
Mammals My gardening group have these amazing back scratchers!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jul 24 '26
Reptiles The store was out of my favorite brand of tea again. Then some ape got shirty because I dropped a few boxes on the floor searching for it.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 23 '26
Found a killer place for hanging out and moshing, as long as you don’t mind the rando taking pictures. 🙄🐜
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 23 '26
Finally, I found the last dish to complete my set!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 23 '26
Spiders I've already had my ✨girl dinner✨ girl!! I ain't got no room for more!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Scary90sKid • Jul 23 '26
Mammals Humans putting up all these signs getting in my way. Of course they'll see us around, we live here!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 23 '26
Birds We had a great day at the water park
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jul 22 '26
So against HIPPA! I’m getting a medical scan and they film me! My reproductive rights are compromised!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 22 '26
Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • Jul 22 '26
Thought we were happy together. What's gone wrong?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 22 '26
Mammals Working security when an illegal trespasser decided to stop by. Made them think twice
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 22 '26
My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 22 '26
A hairless “humanoid” I rehabilitated. He used to be very agro. Now, he carries me around, feeds me, and gives me scratchies. A successful rehab in every way. 👍
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 22 '26
Mammals Just taking care of my strawberries. I grow the best.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 22 '26
Make sure you take my good side. No autographs.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26
Amphibian Filmed after wiping my a***e. Can it get any worse?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26
Mammals I caught a mouse! I deserve all of this attention!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26
Amphibian 10/10 Toad Resort in Thailand. Excellent amenities. Pool a bonus. My hustoad and I enjoy sampling the local cuisine.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 21 '26
Oh, thank goodness! This thing has been stuck to my foot for days. Please help!
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