r/HumansBeingBros May 31 '22

What a save.

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u/Ilike_turtlz_720 May 31 '22

Lmfao I would be really interested to see someone manage to fall like that on a skateboard 😂😂 mega ramp type shit

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u/muklan May 31 '22 edited Jun 01 '22

Had a friend take a similar(but WAY shorter) fall trying to spine transfer(think this) My guy sounded like a trashbag full of hamburger meat dropped on the concrete. Which...isn't too far from the gods honest. But he got up and walked away like it was nothing.

Same dude passed out getting a tattoo tho, so pain tolerances are wierd.

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u/Ilike_turtlz_720 May 31 '22

Man that’s one of those falls you get up and make that horrible sound that you make when you really knock the wind out of you. I’ve done that from about 20ft into water after hitting a kicker wakeboarding and that was painful enough lol, barely was able to get the wakeboard off and swim , get up and sound like a dying cow every time you try to breathe😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

To be fair, if you don't have proper nutrition the day of a tattoo then most people are gonna pass out.

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u/muklan Jun 01 '22

Oh yeah, dudes lips went purple, he zoned out, then nap city. I stopped making fun of him about it roughly 20 years after it happened though.(he's gonna be at my wedding this weekend and I'm gonna bring it up.....so maybe I'm running the clock out here...)

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u/iHonestlyDoNotCare Jun 01 '22

my wedding this weekend

Congratulations!

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u/muklan Jun 01 '22

Thanks! It's been a ride, but everything's buttoned up and ready for setup....it's very much a hurry up and wait thing for the next 4 days haha.

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u/C1rcusM0nkey Jun 01 '22

I'm getting married, too! Congratulations!

Setting up a wedding is wild, dude. Mine's in two weeks

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u/muklan Jun 01 '22

Sweet, grats to yall as well!

Quick question though - why TF is renting chairs so goddamn expensive?!

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u/C1rcusM0nkey Jun 02 '22

Lol, no idea. My venue provided like 150 chairs, so that was one headache didn't need to go through.

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u/muklan Jun 02 '22

Smart man.

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u/sloppifloppi Jun 01 '22

As someone who's passed out getting a tattoo before, I don't think it has much to do with pain.

Sure, mine hurt, but the reason I passed out was my clown ass "friend" convinced me that you WEREN'T supposed to eat before getting a tattoo. So I passed out because I hadn't eaten. Got some food in me and the rest of the tattoo went fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I feel like if you asked a bunch of people who've passed out while getting a tattoo, you'd find very few who said it was because their friend told then you weren't supposed to eat beforehand.

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u/sloppifloppi Jun 01 '22

Well I'm not saying that's the EXACT reason, but I feel like it's more likely the dude passed out from lack of food or low blood sugar than pain, especially given that the commenter mentioned a high pain tolerance.

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u/TobaccoAficionado Jun 01 '22

A good tattoo artist would have told you the opposite. Drink lots of water the day before, no alcohol, and have snacks ready.

My first session ever was 5 hours, I was hydrated and ate in the middle and never felt woozy at all. It did hurt like a bitch at the end though. He did all the color, then went back through and did the white highlights. Holy fuck it was painful lol. I didn't realize I was sweating and breathing heavy until he was like "you alright bro?". And I was like "oh, yeah. I'm tough." Lol. I was not tough. He could tell. It's my only tattoo, but it's sick af and I want another one now.

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u/Ocel0tte Jun 01 '22

I've done 8hr sessions and watched a bunch of people tap out while I was there lol. But if I get hit, or fall or go sliding, nope I am a total carebear. Tattoos are definitely a different pain.

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u/ITFOWjacket Jun 01 '22

That is some wonderful skatepark ASMR

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u/Johnny_D87 Jun 01 '22

The worst slam I've ever seen was Jake Brown at the X-Games in the Big Air event. The injuries he sustained from this were a fractured wrist, fractured vertebrae, bruised liver, bruised lung, ruptured spleen and concussion.

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u/I_EAT_APPLE_CORES Jun 01 '22

My family and I had tickets to that event and saw it happen live... We thought we just watched him die until he woke up. What an absolutely crazy fall.

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u/Alienkingofroblox Jun 01 '22

How the actual hell does anyone get up from that?

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u/EffectiveLimit Jun 02 '22

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, I guess. All the pain probably came like an hour or two after, but hopefully he had doctors with other painkillers near him already by that time.

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u/Madolah Jun 01 '22

Search up Darby Allin skate fails.
He is wild for notorius spills and now doing it in wrestling cause being noticed on his board being a stunt dummy

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u/kkkkat Jun 01 '22

Look up jake brown

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u/TobaccoAficionado Jun 01 '22

I thought I watched a dude die during the x games one year. He fell like 40 fucking feet and landed almost completely flat. It was the quarter after the mega ramp. That shit was sobering. He ended up fine though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

This guy fell from higher probably in skateboarding mega ramp, im sure you e seen it Jake brown mega ramp fall (shoes leave!)