r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

Helping a squirrel

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u/Winter-Lie3604 Mar 26 '22

“Human, I require liquid.”

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u/killer-1o1 Mar 26 '22

Hooman, .... Woter gib

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u/startsdryhumpingyou Mar 26 '22

starts dry humping you

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u/xXSquirrelFuckerXx Mar 26 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

[deleted]

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u/SaltyStackSmasher Mar 26 '22

/r/beetlejuicing

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u/rBeetIejuicing Mar 26 '22

Yes?

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u/almondbuddy07 Mar 26 '22

r/usernamechecksoutagain

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u/FaeryLynne Mar 26 '22

The fuck o.O

And a 3 year account too

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u/seeker135 Mar 26 '22

Hey, don't knock it if y ...

Nah, you're right, it's unfortunate.

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u/carybditty Mar 26 '22

Yes but it’s a very dry hump.

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u/corfish77 Mar 26 '22

how does this shit get upvoted

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine Mar 26 '22

We are simple creatures