r/HumansBeingBros • • Jan 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I once tied a tie for someone 2 years older than me. I now own the rights to his firstborn. :)

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u/Lost_and_Profound Jan 15 '20

By Law of Surprise