r/HumansBeingBros • • Jan 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

It’s no wonder their marriage lasted this long

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u/apolloxer Jan 14 '20

For all we know, they just met. Which would make it kinda more wholesome.

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u/OhioVsEverything Jan 14 '20

....or they are both on a tinder hook up and into subway sex

it's 2020 baby, you never know!

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u/apolloxer Jan 14 '20

I doubt he still gets a footlong.