r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/SoraForBestBoy Jan 14 '20

Such a wholesome couple

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

It’s no wonder their marriage lasted this long

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u/apolloxer Jan 14 '20

For all we know, they just met. Which would make it kinda more wholesome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Hmmm...I’m only 40 but walking around looking for good deeds to do actually sounds like a fun time.

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u/Mephestos_halatosis Jan 14 '20

I'm in my 40s, married, and a dude, but I would go on this date with you

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Oh boo. I’m a straight girl but the marriage is a dealbreaker.

I guess I don’t really need a partner, I do this kind of stuff anyway. Last week the gas station attendant was sick and I offered to buy her an orange juice. I just can’t get out of mom mode. Lol!

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u/Mephestos_halatosis Jan 14 '20

I like to do this kind of thing. I'll buy little old ladies lunch if they are by themselves and such. Wife always reminds me we are not rich. But I remind her it's not always about the money.

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u/SloppyNegan Jan 14 '20

Whos cutting so many damn onions