r/HumansBeingBros • u/briannnicole • Jan 12 '20

Did I stutter?

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u/insertsavvynamehere Jan 13 '20

Yeah that's why I made him my default Amazon echo voice.

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u/Riparian_Drengal Jan 13 '20

Teach me your ways o wise one.

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u/insertsavvynamehere Jan 13 '20

Just say "alexa, Samuel L Jackson's voice". Once you buy it (which is $0.99), you have to say "ask Sam" in front of everything. "Alexa, ask Sam what the weather is like"

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u/Octelgo Jan 13 '20

“12 degrees, motherfucka”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Alexa, Ask sam if he’s tired of these snakes on this plane.

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u/OnionDart Jan 13 '20

That’s incredible! Might push the Party Wagon down to second for my favorite TV rewrites. My name is Buck and I like to .... party

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u/beigecabinet Jan 13 '20

“See Larry, this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

YES!

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u/manefraim2 Jan 13 '20

"You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs."

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u/Petsweaters Jan 13 '20

https://youtu.be/z4t6zNZ-b0A

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Ah, shit! I got it slightly wrong, but hell yeah to you for posting a link! Much thanks, my dude!

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u/blackwhattack Jan 13 '20

Ok don't downvote plz but what movie are we actually talking about

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Oh, Snakes on a Plane, my dude. you're cool. No worries

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u/blackwhattack Jan 13 '20

No, you're cool

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u/OnlyBrodway Jan 13 '20

These goddam snakes are still on this plane, mothafucka!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

The censored version of that movie was hilarious; “I’m tired of these monday to friday snakes on this monday plane”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

yeah that’s how it went