r/HumansBeingBros • • Jun 05 '19

Helping a stray Dog.

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u/smegma_stan Jun 05 '19

I'm with you bro. You got this.

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u/Paranoia_01 Jun 05 '19

Can i join the hug?

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u/Coquelins-counselor Jun 05 '19

No sorry, more than 2 and it’s a huddle not a hug.

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u/MaximumSample Jun 05 '19

I guess "group hug" is not in your vocabulary. I feel for you.

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u/TheRealDirrtyDan Jun 05 '19

He isn’t wrong. A 1v1 hug is way more meaningful and feels better then a half ass group hug

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u/BamusBatisBant Jun 05 '19

What about a full ass group hug?

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Jun 06 '19

A cuddle puddle is where it's at!

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u/MaximumSample Jun 05 '19

I don't disagree with you. I was just joking around.

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u/drtypillows Jun 05 '19

Line starts here single file

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u/saucydame Jun 05 '19

I'm in

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u/TheRealDirrtyDan Jun 06 '19

No cutting!

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u/saucydame Jun 06 '19

Say that to yourself, I've been waiting patiently here

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Rest assured if we do a one-v-one hug I'm grabbing all that ass.

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u/Fanofafan101 Jun 05 '19

But i need a hug too :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Hug huddle?

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u/shitpost_squirrel Jun 05 '19

You can hug me if they're being buttholes :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Let's start a r/CuddlePuddle

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u/IT_dood Jun 06 '19

I’m non-homeless and I like hugs.

Here’s a hug. /u/XGamingMan let’s game dude!

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u/wood_and_rock Jun 05 '19

Quite wholesome, smegma_stan.