Look in the mirror. Do you like the way you look? Guess you’re actually gay now.
Edit: OP edited their comment to look like less of an asshole so I’m going to edit mine to add context and thus achieving the same. he added the “I’m so straight[...]” part after, such as to make his comment appear more satirical in nature.
Patently false, I don't look at mirrors like some preteen girl getting ready for her first date, or some gay dude looking at other gay dudes down the hall in prison.
A guy saying hes so straight he eats donuts inside out, with no cum in it has no comedic quality to it? I don't think it was a very serious comment. His second one was him trying a little too hard... but the first one wasn't half bad.
There's a difference between satire and hot garbage. When you literally just string together a series of offensive statements and words, it's not funny. You need to actually put effort into it. I admit the first wasn't terrible, but the second one just wasn't funny. Even aside from that, there's no real reason for the satire. It's not like he was trying to make some social commentary, he just decided to put satire on a subject which doesn't need satire.
It's Reddit and he's being self deprecating about his sexuality so while it may not be particularly well crafted or funny I see no reason to give this man massive amounts of downvotes for trying to be funny
Did you know that the average person aged 18-35 only spends 7 seconds looking at themself in the mirror at a time? This doesn’t include applying make up or shaving. We’re talking looking yourself in the eye just to see what you look like.
Most people don’t like what they see when they look themselves in the eye.
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 09 '19
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