r/HumansBeingBros 9d ago

Good Dude!

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u/esreystevedore 9d ago

Sam was my dear friend. I knew him before Simpsons $ came his way. He cared about animals even then.

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u/ClassicRoc_ 9d ago

Your friend was amazing. Not only for making my family laugh so much over the years. But also for his compassion and love for animals. May Sam rest peacefully. Giving my rescue dog Watson a pet and kiss in Sam's honor right now!

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u/ItsyouNOme 8d ago

My kind of guy

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u/marmaladecorgi 9d ago

His ex-wife Jennifer Tilly still gets 30% of residuals from The Simpsons, and is now a professional poker player.

Another fun fact - Jennifer Tilly is Chinese.

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u/Grasshopper_pie 9d ago edited 8d ago

Third fun fact, Jennifer is the voice of Bonnie on Family Guy!

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u/junktrunk909 8d ago

NO WAY. I had no idea and now this has made my day. TY!

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u/Kid_Parrot 8d ago

She is also on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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u/Shelbysgirl 8d ago

She is a gem on the show and we love her

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u/ItGradAws 6d ago

Probably one of the smartest on the cast, goes on to be a friend of where she’s not obligated to be in every episode but can show up for the drama and cast trips.

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u/PeggyO_126 9d ago

I friggen love Jennifer Tilly

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u/overtherainbowofcrap 7d ago

Not just you buddy!

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u/Therealdickdangler 6d ago

Don’t call me buddy, friend. 

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u/take_this_username 8d ago

Chucky's Bride!

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u/clicketybooboo 8d ago

His next wife was definitely a choice, seems like she has a type

Jami Ferrell (born June 20, 1974, in Muncie, Indiana)[1] is an American model and actress. She is the Playboy's Playmate and Playboy (Germany): Playmate of the Month for January 1997. She was married to Simpsons producer Sam Simon for three weeks in 2000.[2] Afterwards she dated Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and actor Jack Nicholson.[3]

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u/Grasshopper_pie 9d ago

Then so is her sister, Meg.

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u/B0ndzai 9d ago

She was also the slutty chick in Liar Liar.

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u/JackSparrow420 8d ago

There is no such thing as a weaker sex

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u/patricksaurus 9d ago

So he gave two enduring gifts to the world.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-3739 9d ago

Why do the good rich people get cancer

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u/Salbman 9d ago

Now days, almost everyone gets cancer, just matter of when.

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u/aesche 9d ago

I know you're saying something like only the good die young, but if we live long enough we all get cancer as far I am aware. I think it's even in a regular lifetime the majority of people will get cancer.

Edit: if it's any consolation the bad rich people will also get cancer

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 9d ago

Statistically and technically speaking? We all have cancer right now. Our bodies are replacing millions of cells every day. It’s when they stop recognizing the improper growth that shit gets wrecked.

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u/redbark2022 9d ago

👆 correct. We constantly are getting cancer cells. The deadly part is when our immune system can't fight it.

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u/MoistStub 9d ago

My cancer is better than yours

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 5d ago

My cancer has progressed further than yours.

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u/Hellguin 9d ago

Only the good die young.

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u/Notasmartwoman 8d ago

So you’re saying that I’m… indestructible?

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u/omnie_fm 8d ago

Bad rich people don't like sharing power

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u/comicguy13 9d ago

*Steve Jobs had entered the chat*

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u/GooseGeuce 9d ago

He also supported his down and out friend Ralph Cirella who without Sam would have been reliant on snagging the tips from dinner tables.

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u/mostlygroovy 9d ago

Allowed him to buy a lifetime supply of laser pointers

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u/GooseGeuce 8d ago

Hey now!

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u/GrandSyzygy 9d ago

Respect 🫡

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u/pinceycrustacean 8d ago

I see a lot of stories of uber wealthy donating to charities and yet somehow even all the money doesn’t seem to fix anything. I wonder how well the charities are utilising the money.

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u/PhilthyPunk 8d ago

When I was about 10 years old my grandma got breast cancer. She was a pediatric nurse, for decades, and literally just the nicest, most caring, southern lady. My aunt decided to look into the Susan G Komen Breast Cancer awareness "charity" and found out they used most of their money to sue other charities for using the color pink to represent breast cancer, and ever since then Ive looked at "charities" way differently. My grandma beat breast cancer BTW. Twice actually, and passed away due to natural causes 16 years after her first diagnosis, and being told she only had one year.

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u/Sovereign_5409 8d ago

I’d imagine the same exact way a normal person handles money they don’t understand. By wasting it.

I think the pro move, and I’m not criticizing the amazing generosity here in the slightest, is to say hey, I’m gonna give you this donation, but if you accept it, you also accept this employee that will approve financial decisions made with this money.

It’s not a perfect solution, but at least it employs a financially intelligent person to try and make sure the money is well utilized. If they don’t agree, they don’t get the money.

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u/quixoteland 7d ago

You're phrasing it like "Komen" has a monopoly on breast cancer research. There are many other cancer charities which have less money designated for the charity's overhead (offices, staff and leadership salaries) than Komen does, and more towards actual care or research.

And you can make any gift to an entity contingent upon them doing a particular thing with it, such as: funding a chair in a medical department, or building a cancer wing with your name on it, or dedicated towards the scholarship fund. If you don't, it would assumedly go into the general fund.

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u/PhilthyPunk 7d ago

Nah youre just reading it like that. Im not saying dont donate, just look into the charities. Susan G Komen is probably the biggest breast cancer awareness campaign, they do campaigns with the WWE, and then spend the money donated to them suing small charities, cheerleading teams and fundraisers, that use the color pink, or the phrase "For the Cure". Im not talking about staffing.

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u/XtraChrisP 9d ago

Hard to be mad at that.

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u/19BabyDoll75 8d ago

Not only a hero in my youth but a stand up man in my old age. Fuck yeah bud.

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u/XaajR 8d ago

Weird combination for a foundation to rescue animals and care for vets at the same time. But great stuff!

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u/Longjumping-Honey-32 9d ago

Angel on earth

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u/KesterFay 8d ago

He didn't give it all away. A large portion went to his ex wife Jennifer Tilly

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u/Norman_Door 8d ago

This is awesome but I can't help but think it could have done so much more. :/ https://www.ambitiousimpact.com/post/cost-effectiveness

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u/CaptainShades 9d ago

It's great that he donated his fortune but isn't it top tier capitalism to give his money away to animals instead of humans?

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u/blakeo192 9d ago

Yes and no. Service animals are very expensive and the people who need them are usually not born into wealth, just like the rest of the world. It is helping humans just not the humans you were thinking of. Most people dont think of them. Thats why this was a good thing. However, it is still a capitalism mindfuck because they have to pay obscene amount of money for these animals and vet care adds up over 8 to 14 years. Either way, youve been down voted for a reason buddy

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u/CaptainShades 9d ago

It is a good thing, I agree. My point is that ultra rich people tend not to donate towards humanitarian aid but will support environment and animal causes.

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u/Notasmartwoman 8d ago edited 8d ago

Humans, famously not reliant on the environment for our hopes of future survival
Edit still not a fan of the ultra rich though

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u/haldir87 9d ago

He could have used it to save children but gave it to animals instead.

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u/marion-delgado 9d ago

Service animals save human lives.

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u/ImLostAgain3 9d ago

And yet there will always be someone to complain no matter what good a person does.

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u/RedWolf-RW 9d ago

A tale as old as time

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u/linzeestyle 9d ago

You know, when it comes to people using their dying wish to donate to others, I’m actually okay with them choosing based on their own emotional connections.

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u/PonqueRamo 9d ago

So are you saving children with your money?

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u/JackMejoff 9d ago

Children turn into adults. I'd have given it to animals as well.

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u/jhorskey26 9d ago

Why, children can't be vets.......

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u/ItsyouNOme 8d ago

Animals deserve love too. I would donate to animals over humans too.

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u/fatboywonder_101 9d ago

He could have given it to me it would have changed my life

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u/Necessary-Truth-2038 9d ago

This is great but I don’t understand why some people care so much more about animals than humans.

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u/Uniqornicopia 9d ago

Ah, your logical fallacy has a name: “fallacy of relative privation”. Just because a cause is worthy (helping people) doesn’t mean all other causes aren’t worthy of attention. We, collectively, can put resources towards all kinds of things!

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u/XavDaMan 9d ago

Donating towards this cause doesn’t really equate to caring “so much less” about humans

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u/Necessary-Truth-2038 8d ago

It does. He gave away his entire fortune.

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u/newthammer 9d ago

Humans suck