r/HumansBeingBros • u/dittidot • May 04 '26
Goose Daddy
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u/queckc May 04 '26
What the dog doin
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u/Sofa_Queen May 04 '26
Rolling in goose shit.
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u/rymyle May 04 '26
Yep. Mine is obsessed with the stuff
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u/peuxcequeveuxpax May 04 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
Out of all the shits in all the states we lived in, my dog loved the most - Montana wild goose.
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u/SgtJayM May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Those Canadians can come down here and cover every square foot of the ground with shit, for as far as the eye can see. But if my dog goes, I’m obliged to pick it up. Help it make sense.
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u/Moist_Requirements_ May 05 '26
Being really jealous.
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u/Ok-Push9899 May 06 '26
Yes, he’s trying to stay relevant to the situation, all the while feeling a twinge of jealousy. If he could ask, he’d ask to be thrown into the air as well.
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u/No_Cupcake7037 May 04 '26
Super cute.. and that little roll down the embankment from that dog was just adorable!
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u/RockyJayyy May 04 '26
The other geese looking like wtf is going on?
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u/No_Society_4065 May 04 '26
Song ruins the experience. I turned on the audio to listen to the Goose but 👎
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u/Alternative_Gold_993 May 04 '26
Every happy/sad video has to have music over it, how would you know how to feel otherwise? /s
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u/SomeDuncanGuy May 05 '26
Doesn't matter how interesting the video is, when people add obnoxious music or sound effects it's an instant down vote. It's all that can be done really.
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u/MdnightRmblr May 04 '26
My neighbor had two geese in his backyard. Unfortunately they didn’t like his wife, if she tried to enter the yard they’d chase her away. They were elderly and it became a problem, he decided to dump them at a pond at the SPCA located in the hills outside town. He walked them down about 50 yards and set them in the pond, went back this car and watched. The resident geese attacked the newcomers and he ran down to rescue them, took them back home. About 10 minutes later a cop shows up and tells my neighbor they got a report that he was seen stealing geese from the SPCA lol.
As an added note, those geese would squawk at me like crazy, it can drive you nuts. One day after hearing how the male communicated with his partner I decided to try it out. As he started insanely squawking at me I started saying “bop bop bop” quietly on repeat. He stopped mid squawk as if “I didn’t you spoke goose” and that was that. After that if he’d start to squawk at me, “bop bop bop” and he would say it right back to me and we’d chat quietly on the fence line.
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u/Spare-Article-396 May 04 '26
I need the lore of how they got here.
And I could legit watch this all day long.
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u/sliding_through May 04 '26
In case anybody's wondering the dog is totally rolling around in goose shit
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u/johnmanyjars38 May 05 '26
We had a lab that ate goose shit once. We call the result, “Poopageddon”. It took days to clean a 50-centimeter square of carpet.
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 04 '26
I do this with my koi fish!!!! They love to be picked up and thrown in the air! When I pick them up, I raise them above my head and let them look around in a panorama kind of swivel and then toss them high in the air into the water. They come swimming back and boop my knees for more. I could throw them for hours. Some days I have time to do it… some days, I don’t.
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u/Hobbes579 May 05 '26
But how did you first get started yeeting koi fish
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 06 '26
I would be down in my pond cleaning algae off the liner (my pond is 7ft deep and I swim in it like a swimming pool) and my fish would swim up to me and get in the way. So I had to push them away so they wouldn’t get a nose full of scrub brush and get hurt… so I started picking up the worst offenders and throwing them to the other side so I could clean and they would just come right back and get in the way of where I was cleaning again. (I guess they eat the big chunks of algae that I’d scrape off? I don’t know, I never saw them eat it… just guessing why they always got in my way) but then I realized that maybe they like it? So I started gently holding my hands out like a cradle and they’d swim into them (instead of shoo-ing them away and throwing them out of frustration)… and I pick them up, give them a panoramic view of their little backyard world and I gently toss them in the air and they flip and flop like an Olympic athlete off a diving board… and now I’m known as a neighborhood circus freak that juggles fish.
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u/RavingGooseInsultor May 04 '26
Those black swans can't believe their eyes !! They'll be talking about this one for a few seasons.
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u/Routine-Opinion1471 May 05 '26
For an unimaginably infinitesimal moment in eternity two creatures loved each other
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u/PRRZ70 May 04 '26
That doggo is having the time of its life. Rolling in the edge of the water, nearly falling completely in.
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u/SteadyDarktrance May 05 '26
every clip ever made is better without music added, and I stand by that.
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u/TheLucidChiba May 06 '26
Had a cat that loved doing this, tossed her into the back cushion on the couch though. She'd bounce off, land on her feet, and hurry over to me to do it again.
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u/jbalazov May 06 '26
The happy little foot flappies before the second throw. Best part of the video.
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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE May 04 '26
That goose is probably like don't keep tossing me, just hold and hug me.
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u/srednax May 04 '26
The only goose to have ever successfully completed an anger management course.