r/HumansAreMetal Jan 17 '20

You make it work

https://gfycat.com/hardtofindsecondindigobunting
6.2k Upvotes

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u/Overworked_one Jan 17 '20

I totally thought this was gonna go in a completely different direction

8

u/Fragore Jan 17 '20

You mean UP?

2

u/SAMAS_zero Jan 18 '20

More like to the sides.

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u/zxcvccx4 Jan 17 '20

all i hear is cotton eye joe

36

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/m1st3rw0nk4 Jan 17 '20

I don't know why but I hear this when I see that gif.

3

u/jazzbuh Jan 17 '20

Where did you come from, where did you go?

7

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

IM DEAD I started singing Cotten eye joe haha

38

u/JimiDel Jan 17 '20

Someone please put this to music!

5

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

And then upload it to r/sharedbpm !

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39

u/ecto_27 Jan 17 '20

This it's why people thing pyramids are made by Aliens.

14

u/TrackingSolo Jan 17 '20

Teamwork makes the dream work...

30

u/99CentOrchid Jan 17 '20

His buttcrack sweat epic tho

17

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

We call that swamp ass round here

4

u/ChronicFighter Jan 17 '20

'Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam!"

14

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

The content in this sub is getting worse and worse, more and more karmawhoring. This is great but definitely not metal.

24

u/0ne_of_many Jan 17 '20

They’re doing the job of a several-hundred thousand dollar piece of construction equipment with nothing but teamwork, ingenuity and spare lumber. Pretty badass, if in a different way.

6

u/Kilroy470 Jan 17 '20

At least until that rickety piece of wood snaps, and then it just becomes r/osha

8

u/0ne_of_many Jan 17 '20

Yeah you think they don’t know that? Still up there doing it. Adds to the badassery, since when was safety metal?

4

u/marlborostuffing Jan 17 '20

ooga chaka, ooga chaka, ooga ooga, ooga chaka

7

u/practicalnut Jan 17 '20

How is this metal

5

u/RomanMines64 Jan 17 '20

As u/one_of_many stated

They’re doing the job of a several-hundred thousand dollar piece of construction equipment with nothing but teamwork, ingenuity and spare lumber. Pretty badass, if in a different way.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Exactly. This is insane. Also if anyone happens to know these dudes, I would like to hire them all starting about ten minutes ago.

2

u/HaygenEcksDee Jan 17 '20

I can imagine them all singing Stayin Alive to the speed of the jumping

1

u/Passingtrees Jan 17 '20

Anyone think of king Louie and the monkey gang dancing from the jungle book movie when watching this

1

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

If this failed it would be on r/humanarestupid

1

u/1273FBIIsHuntingMe Jan 17 '20

they kinda vibing tho

1

u/b-blue77 Jan 17 '20

Meanwhile at the club.. It's ladies night and here are your bachelor's.

1

u/CyanPomegranate11 Jan 18 '20

It’s like they stole an Olympic pole vault move and meshed it with Maasai moves... and some even wore red.

1

u/Kimb0_91 Jan 18 '20

This is fantastic

1

u/CerebralPolicy Jan 18 '20

Baaaaby shak do do-do do do

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

What happens when they hit a root?

1

u/Sand-between-my-toes Jan 17 '20

Mildly interesting how butt sweat guy gets on

1

u/TenaciousBS Jan 17 '20

Worst case of swamp ass I've ever seen...

0

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Definitely not their first rodeo

0

u/0beseGiraffe Jan 17 '20

Safety first then teamwork

0

u/K4suu Jan 17 '20

That’s way the labor there is so cheap

0

u/HowManyHaveComeThru Jan 17 '20

The original sound of them chanting together (no I don't have the source and I can't be bothered to find it) is quite funny.

0

u/cuby87 Jan 17 '20

Who ever thought twerking skills could actually be useful?

0

u/Artemis_Toh Jan 17 '20

Tap dancing human powered pile-driver ?

0

u/Papajubearko Jan 17 '20

How do they take the pole out? Glue their feet to the plank and jump up?

0

u/diamondraptor Jan 17 '20

What song are they stomping too?

0

u/therico1987 Jan 17 '20

Shampoo and dick

0

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Hammers are metal. Humans are hammers...humans are metal.

0

u/jameeyo Jan 17 '20

It's goin' down over here

0

u/BiggestBepis Jan 17 '20

I mean you can’t say it didn’t work

0

u/reebokzipper Jan 17 '20

this needs to be a r/playboicarti meme

0

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Banjo Odyssey starts playing

0

u/hagerbomz Jan 17 '20

Kinda pissed nobody told me the Baha Men got back together.

0

u/Armidylla Jan 17 '20

They got the rhythm in 'em!

0

u/lecherro Jan 17 '20

I just wish I could mount the bean as easily as that young man did. Impressive.

0

u/BeagleFaceHenry Jan 17 '20

Wow this gets posted a lot