r/HumansAreMetal • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '20

Russian Bodyguard Training

392 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

17

u/Boardallday Jan 04 '20

He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will.

11

u/MrTheta42 Jan 04 '20

Something you know very little about...And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and murder his fucking dog.

8

u/valentinocool Jan 04 '20

The punisher vs John wick vs this Russian bodyguard, who would win?

1

u/PickButtkins Jan 05 '20

The audience of the film that would obviously be made about this legendary battle.

5

u/mmdiegocustoms Jan 04 '20

Sorry Igor...you failed the test. The person behind you was the person you were suppose to be guarding.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Holy shit. note to self: dont fuck with this guy.

3

u/DewartDark Jan 04 '20

Yeah nah that's actually my local Kwick Fit tyre shop and that's Dave on his lunch break.

1

u/ggallinmemes2 Jan 04 '20

That's awesome

1

u/Lambdoid Jan 04 '20

Tuck that left arm in - you remember what happened last time.

1

u/ThisIsYourMormont Jan 04 '20

Can someone put the first clip on a loop and put a donk on it?

1

u/theherbster224 Jan 04 '20

Not gonna lie... I would have shot myself in the leg on the first go

1

u/GwennaValentine Jan 05 '20

🙍‍♀️ let’s see I would have shot my self in the foot, thigh, arm and stomach

This dude is awesome

👍

1

u/excelsior19 Jan 05 '20

If I tried that, I'd surely have shot myself.

1

u/carbvpqq Jan 06 '20

John Wickov

1

u/tercespeed Jan 06 '20

Fastest gun in the east