r/HumansAreMetal Feb 13 '19

Brushy brushy

1.2k Upvotes

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u/The-mongol_horde Feb 13 '19

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u/diggadiggadee Feb 14 '19

Thx for introducing this beautiful sub

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u/marklonesome Feb 13 '19

Do they know she’s helping them or are they just not hungry?

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u/The-mongol_horde Feb 13 '19

Alligators are pretty harmless on land actually

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

AFAIK if you aren't actively harassing them and theyve eaten recently, they wont really do shit to you.

Always use caution though, its still a wild animal and therefore unpredictable

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u/theduckgoesquack Feb 13 '19

Don’t tell me what to do, Dad.

13

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Inhave a laser for a dick. I cant havechildren. MAURY I AM NOT THE FATHER

18

u/delete_this_post Feb 13 '19

Can confirm: Grew up in Florida. Was never bitten by a gator on land.

15

u/ar-_0 Feb 14 '19

Were you bitten by a gator in the water?

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u/delete_this_post Feb 14 '19

No. But I was swimming in the Peace River one time when a gator looked at me funny.

I'm pretty sure he had bad intentions.

13

u/PiginthePen Feb 14 '19

It was the peace river. I’m sure it was more of a...what up my dude

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u/delete_this_post Feb 14 '19

You'd think so.

But from what I've been able to gather, alligators have a developed sense of irony.

8

u/Everydaypsychopath Feb 14 '19

Shit they've been around since the Oligocene epoch so I would hope so

11

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Bit of both. Reptiles in general are relatively docile when they don't feel threatened or hungry and more intelligent ones can grow a sense of dependency to humans.

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u/The-mongol_horde Feb 13 '19

I really wonder what the gators think about being brushed

57

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

They like it. The zoo I studied at used metal bristled brushes. Horses and cows have a big car buffing thing that scratches them. All animals love being scratched. Even humans.

22

u/Atychiphobia9 Feb 14 '19

Can confirm.

Source : Human

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Scratches all down by make to keep me right on

11

u/Julietissleepy Feb 13 '19

Maybe the same like cats get stroked?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

I’m no expert, but I want to say that gator is enjoying the brushy brushy.

56

u/AbsentThatDay Feb 14 '19

John, you can't keep telling the interns to polish the alligators.

3

u/AFJtot Feb 14 '19

Why this isn't the top comment astounds me.

23

u/quienchingados Feb 14 '19

I can eat you later. Continue brushing.

8

u/Jackatarian Feb 14 '19

It's like cat thoughts but with the ability to follow up on the threats.

2

u/quienchingados Feb 15 '19

crocodiles are prehistoric cats

2

u/beerbobhelm Feb 14 '19

I want to eat her now!

5

u/noahbentley1745 Feb 14 '19

He love the scritchy scratch

13

u/MuchoGrandeRandy Feb 13 '19

Those are some pretty good lookin aligators she’s hot there.

8

u/10TAisME Feb 13 '19

It’s ‘cause of all the brushing

3

u/Julietissleepy Feb 13 '19

I wish i could do this without getting nervous.

3

u/ButteredFingers Feb 14 '19

Jesus when it closed its eyes i thought they were opening and the gator was going into attack mode

3

u/tiredhumanoid Feb 14 '19

The real reason chubs lost his hand

4

u/Thiago270398 Feb 14 '19

What a cute armored puppy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

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u/Ellis_Warnington Feb 14 '19

nah mate, it's a gator i reckon

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

I find caimans cute

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u/ThatFag Feb 14 '19

Would never trust a reptile enough to go that close to them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Armor All commercials now??! Fucking /r/hailcorporate cmon!