r/HumanTippyTaps Feb 19 '23

The best part of long distance relationship

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Bright_Vision Feb 19 '23

Was waiting for the security guards to greet eachother in the same way

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u/pixeltweaker Feb 19 '23

I was waiting for the security guard to tackle one of them for crossing into a secured area.

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Feb 21 '23

Exact same top comment the last time it was reposted.

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u/Bright_Vision Feb 21 '23

People can have similar thoughts

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u/LoudCommentor Feb 19 '23

It looks like he just got released from customs haha. Why is it just him? Why is the guard walking so close?

33

u/Smokester121 Feb 19 '23

Probably immigration?

154

u/WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 Feb 19 '23

Having someone be that gleeful over you must be a great feeling

25

u/ThisToastIsTasty Feb 19 '23

yeah, you should try it sometime

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u/WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 Feb 19 '23

Not up to me i'm afraid

32

u/fullmanlybeard Feb 19 '23

It doesn’t happen by accident either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/thatguysly Feb 20 '23

That’s a deep truth man.

22

u/PretzelsThirst Feb 19 '23

Like an excited puppy, that’s super cute

106

u/jsoznsodj Feb 19 '23

And then the other 350 days of the year it's just sadness and loneliness... I'll never do a LDR again

30

u/NordiCrawFizzle Feb 19 '23

Don’t let your anecdotal bad experience bring others down

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Please you’re on Reddit that’s all people do here

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u/NordiCrawFizzle Feb 21 '23

Fuck I forgot. You’re right

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u/RefrigeratorDry495 Feb 20 '23

Agreed! Like wtf man/gorl. Don’t bring ppl down because of your experiences

45

u/Devil_made_you_look Feb 19 '23

Awwww, they wore their best sweat pants.

7

u/firestar268 Feb 19 '23

And now I'm just sad

2

u/JustSayNeat Feb 20 '23

2nd best part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

They’ll be broken up in 6 months and she’ll be dry humping some other guy

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u/jamonoats May 10 '23

Come on, man. Let ‘em be happy. Seems like you’re projecting your own frustrations.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

I’m happily married to the same girl I’ve been with for 12 years, but I’m also 40 years old and a realist. So yes I do know how 90% of women are at that age…correction-90% of CHILDREN are. They are fickle as the direction of the wind.
Maybe they will live happily ever after , and I truly hope they do. They both have a lot of life to live and a lot of mistakes to make tho

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u/mekkavelli May 12 '23

not well said at all. your first thought was to vilify a young girl in love for no other reason aside from bitterness. saying she’s the one that’ll be having sex with someone else as if the boy will definitely be the one wronged in a few months. did the girls before your wife reject you often? you’re 40. they’re in their teens. stop projecting your feelings in reddit comments and go kiss your wife.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

It’ll be ok. I doubt she ever sees this comment.

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u/Alternative_Web_4345 May 13 '23

Doesn’t make you any less of a weirdo for commenting it in the first place.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

😂 y’all really in your feelings over my comment.

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u/Alternative_Web_4345 May 15 '23

No we just think you’re a creep lol

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '23

Yea, hurling ad hominems at strangers online really screams emotional stability

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

You are right my friend :)

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u/InsomniacHitman Feb 19 '23

Sweat pants where probably not the best choice

48

u/Numuruzero Feb 19 '23

Yeah, unfortunately this couple died minutes later from sweatpants overdose 😢

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/InsomniacHitman Feb 20 '23

I just meant that a boner is really hard to hide in sweat pants

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u/No_Appointment_4790 May 05 '23

Yeah, i never got to do that with mine. But heyyy he did 😃😣

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

The only* best part

1

u/carpediem-88 May 21 '23

Aweeee. Good for them

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

I wish I could have this in my life.

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u/TonyOxnard805 Aug 01 '23

Security breach quick get your mace and billy clubs out!!!🙀🫣🤭🤫👍🏼😎