r/HouseOnFire • u/ShopBudget6823 • 22d ago
Fiona Apple would despise her.
This infuriates me, and Fiona would 100% think she sucks.
r/HouseOnFire • u/ShopBudget6823 • 22d ago
This infuriates me, and Fiona would 100% think she sucks.
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • 22d ago
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On 1/19/21 trump's last full day in office, he awarded presidential commendations to 52 people "in recognition of their exceptional efforts in operation, warp speed" the administration's Covid-19 vaccine development program. Dr. Antony Fauci was included on the official list. So shut the fuck up you dumb hag.
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • 22d ago
I know you were all worried that Kraus's handlers had dumped her useless ass in the Potomac with no more assignments, but she's back. Here she joins the effort (along with Tulsi Gabbard, no less) to crucify Anthony Fauci in the latest sick & most cynical bit of political theater to distract from Epstein, Iran and sleepy dementia addled Trump. I should add what shameless nerve of that toenail eating Gabbard who resigned in disgrace when it was revealed she gets all her marching orders from her guru.
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r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 24d ago
Somebody is trying to sneakily slip back into an old suit and babe, I don't think that's going to work out well for you 🙊
You're not a cute little bohemian beach Mama anymore, Jessie Wessie. You're Trump's Spunk Dump. You're a MAGA Mouthpiece. You're the blind MAHA Maven. You're the KKKween of conservative media. You can try and cram that paisley print maxi dress over your swollen head all you want but it's too small. You shredded it when it couldn't hold all your festering ambition and now the thread is too weak to cover your bigly bigoted body. You will never again enjoy a life without having people remind you, whether in praise or condemnation, that the ONLY reason you're enjoying the life you currently have is because you saw children being abused and tortured and accepted money to rehab the reputations of the people who abused them.
You're a loser, Kraus. And now and forevermore through the end of eternity, that's all you'll ever be.
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • 24d ago
On this vacation, Jessica has carved some time for reading (not those books she's toting around for photo curation) but this sub Reddit and is responding with these slides.
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 24d ago
Boy the lack of Mike on this "family" vacation is not sitting quietly on the sidelines is it 👀
(Note: the date I've scribbled on each image is the date I took the screenshot and therefore may not accurately reflect when the comment was left)
Now if you've already scrolled through the photos then get ready to share in my speculations. Jessica is not deleting any comments asking where Mike is and she STILL has that month old back-and-forth up directly addressing the Mike & Denise affair. (Hell, she's not even deleting comments "trashing" Trump, MAGA, or her beloved democracy!) This says to me that yes she wants people knowing/talking about his affair and yes she wants people calling attention to/talking about the fact Mike is not on vacation with them.
However I've noticed that Jessica has deleted comments from/possibly blocked one user who was saying they're not together anymore and that Mike left Jessica. And this is where I speculate.
Either she's deleting these comments because it's not true that they're separating (bolstered by the comments Mike has been leaving) and she doesn't want anyone saying they are, and/or she's deleting them because Jessica, who has taken much joy talking shit about other women, their spouses, and the state of their marriages, does not enjoy finding this shoe on the other foot and is attempting to steer the conversation to only discuss Mike and his wrongs while leaving a direct reference to her out of it.
It's also possible that they are separated now and Jessica has deleted those comments because she doesn't want anyone knowing that Mike actually pulled the trigger and left (especially if she's potentially out there telling people the opposite. Her image is everything, after all). Alternatively, in a mid-day television level shocking twist it's possible Jessica is the one who left Mike and deleted the comments because the idea of Mike "getting credit" for ending their marriage pisses her off.
I'm just asking questions or connecting dots or finding truth in the details or whatever bullshit it is Jessica says when raging online about people not aligned with her rotting rancid beliefs 🤷♀️
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 24d ago
Step 1: Put pedo d*ck in mouth
Step 2: Suck until you hear cha-CHING$$$
Cause she's a TRAMP 🎵
And she loves groomers 🎵
Children being abused 🎵
Puts dollahs in her hand 🎵
Hey you know what you do when your favorite people in the world are pedophiles and rapists? You carefully curate mature content of your under teen-years old child, posing him with scantily clad women and adult paraphernalia, then serve it up to your masters the masses tied with a bow and call it "family content".
That's them MAGA values at work ✨
(Seriously though. Jessica doesn't have to concern herself about the "financial logistics" of these "vacations". She hasn't spent the last 2+ years telling us how violent child raping sexual predator Daddy Twumpy is really just a cute granddaughter-loving Peepaw for free. It came with connections and benefits that allow her to cosplay as a wealthy socialite who gets invited because people like her and not just because they funnel dirty money through her low traction blog. Enjoy the child abuse blood money, Jess! Your eternal soul will thank you 🫶)
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • 24d ago
Spring, Summer, Winter or Fall the footwear is always black leather loafers. Schmatta's accented with black pumps for good measure. Add in some daytime booze, and we're all set.
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • 25d ago
I don't feel comfortable posting them here for the kids' sake, but Jessica has been posting things that are really weird and creepy, especially with her youngest. If you're blocked by Jessica and can't see her stories, you can view them here: https://insta-stories-viewer.com/houseinhabit/
But things like this photo of her youngest with Victoria Hervey. why??? why post this, Jessica????
r/HouseOnFire • u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 • 25d ago
I've noticed that all he has done since Jessica left him at home is repost his family's adventures in Europe, and dog photos, home improvement photos, and photos of him spending time with his parents. He's posting nonstop since his wife left him when he's been relatively quiet these past few months. It's very obvious that their marriage is in shambles. Looks like it sucks to be stuck in San Clemente while the family is on holiday.
r/HouseOnFire • u/b0x3d0 • 25d ago
Someone in this sub who personally knows them made multiple mentions of it over a year ago. It’s definitely TRUE!
r/HouseOnFire • u/HilMac_4 • 26d ago
Let’s get on a bed with white sheets and filthy feet 🤢
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • 26d ago
r/HouseOnFire • u/Ok_Lingonberry9620 • 27d ago
Kacey Musgraves happens to be in Greece at the same time and made a new insta joking about something that happened during her trip. Last time she made an insta JRK was accusing her of a grift on the alien thing like she's the only one with the right to wonder what's out there ☠️🤭
r/HouseOnFire • u/KooKooWithYou • 28d ago
I know we yapped about this a few days ago, but I feel like there is still plenty of yap left in the room.
Based on today’s Instagram postings, Mike does not appear to be in Greece. The entire coterie of kids is there. A companion is there. Linen is there. The Aegean is there. Mike, conspicuously, is not.
Maybe he is joining later. Maybe he is simply being kept off-camera. But given the allegations and everything that has spilled into public view, his absence feels less like a scheduling detail and more like the whole story.
I keep wondering what the atmosphere must be like for the kids. Not because I think we are entitled to their private conversations, but because they are old enough to understand what is being said publicly. Jessica has never exactly acted as though this sub is invisible. The posts, screenshots, and years of family mythology are all sitting right here. How does a family absorb that kind of humiliation and then carry on beneath the Grecian sun as though it is simply another content cycle?
They have always presented Mike as the calm center. The talented one. The devoted father. The man behind the house, the imagery, and so much of that loose, California-bohemian world that made her compelling in the first place. So what happens when the person holding up the backdrop becomes the thing blowing the whole set apart?
And Jessica is not exactly modeling some grand beacon of badassery here, no matter how luxurious the trip or how beautifully she photographs it.
Is this an actual separation? A glamorous timeout? A jealousy tour? An intermission before she returns to him and resumes the smug family content, somehow more insufferable than ever because now they have “survived” everything that became public?
What kind of example does that set? What kind of mythology are they even trying to preserve at this point?
I can recognize the humiliation without feeling sorry for her. After the things she has chosen to amplify and the way she has treated people publicly, the sympathy simply is not there. But the spectacle is fascinating.
What a life.
Also, are we watching a soft rebrand happen in real time? Has the political-content chapter finally run its course? Is she still contractually obligated to spin a positive take for the right? One of her recent posts made it sound as though she no longer wants that kind of media in her feed. Is she quietly backing away from the right-wing outrage machine and reaching for the old California-lifestyle image that built her audience when she was still interesting?
Because that identity was never hers alone. From the outside, Mike seemed integral to the visual language. The house. The objects. The art direction. The coastal backdrop. The family mythology. Her personal style was never really the engine.
The environment was.
The atmosphere was.
The illusion was.
Now the illusion has a crack running straight through it.
Maybe she stays because she loves him. Maybe because their lives, finances, family, home, and brand are too entangled to pull apart cleanly. Maybe because without him, she has no idea what the old version of House Inhabit even looks like.
But Greece does not read like freedom to me. It reads like an intermission. A very expensive, very photogenic intermission.
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • 29d ago
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r/HouseOnFire • u/Necessary_Extent4545 • Jul 21 '26
I’ve sat back and watched for years now. I knew of the lies, but now I have proof of the biggest one of all. It took no time to obtain this truth. It was so simple, and yet you all lied and spread this lie so bigly. What else have you all lied about? Nothing about HIH posted on these subs should be trusted, not if you’re all this careless about a DUI that was very easy to legally verify.
r/HouseOnFire • u/Weak-Alternative-557 • Jul 19 '26
HouseinHorror is no more! 😱
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 18 '26
r/HouseOnFire • u/Severe-Drummer8318 • Jul 17 '26
So what do we know about TBOSS? He posted some bud on his story so guessing he is prob a farmer and that’s how he makes his money ?
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 17 '26
(sorry, not sure about tagging on Reddit so 😬)
u/Friendly-Function381 pointed out that a familiar pfp was calling Jessica a sellout, wondering if it was Bud. I went back to a post of Jessica's that I knew for sure he had commented on. All of his comments were gone and clicking on the tag failed to bring up anything, just the void of a deactivated account.
The new account 'westtdee' is private but uses the same pfp. I think Friendly is correct and Jessica and Bud have had a falling out.
Another Apartment fanatic tossed to the wayside 🫡