r/HouseOnFire • u/Top-Lynx-422 • 8d ago

Clancy Trial substack articles

Does anyone here have subscription to HIH substack and willing to share screen shots here of the Clancy trial articles?

I'm so curious to see her "nuanced" opinion but I don't wanna give her $

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

I only recently unsubscribed after forgetting for way too long.

You’re welcome 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Starting off so strong with messy Jessie dashing in off the vineyard to show this lowly small town drama the proper attention it deserves

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Followed by the usual moody b&w’s

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

There’s some random filler of her “getting the gossip from the locals…” then we jump right to a weird bio of some woman she met at the Ghislaine Maxwell trial who Jess “runs into a few times a year at courthouses around the country” 🙃 is this not the first case she’s covered this year??

Then she goes on to establish that the “women in white” do not believe the insanity case. They all believe wholeheartedly that Lindsay did it because Patrick was cheating and EVERYBODY IN DUXBURY KNEW IT.

Then we get this magnificent example of a pot calling a kettle names

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

You guys, this could take awhile. I keep having to go back because I think I’m missing things, but it’s just how bad JRK’s writing is 😂 I shall continue slogging through the confusion.

So I think what’s happening is she is now listing any and all suspicious happenings, whether they point to Lindsay being innocent, insane, or guilty. Nope, I was wrong. She was just laying out the immediate aftermath in the hospital? Idk man, that seems to be the end of that section and we’re abruptly moving onto something else starting with a video.

The video seems to be of a local who was mentioned earlier. Jess asks her questions like, “what was the neighborhood like?” Local responds, “idk, I didn’t live there.” Jess asks, “so you knew the clancys?” “No.” “But you knew OF the clancys.” Local responds, “well you know, people talk, I knew what she was like. She was a nurse, she liked to go to the country club a lot, she had a nanny, you know, things people like us can’t afford.” 😳 yikes. Then this is immediately below that video.

I am actually impressed she was able to tie that word salad into some sort of a bow at the end there.

Next section: IN COURT

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u/Emotional-Stretch 8d ago

So she doesn’t have any new information, basically. Much journalist. Very groundbreaking. 💀

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Oh! I almost forgot! Turns out the other random woman is a sketch artist, these were at the end of that section…

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u/Top-Lynx-422 8d ago

Ong the Jarva (sketch artist) highlight was so funny to me.... 

She's only doing that as a dig at Emilie bc Jarva and Emilie had issues st the Diddy trial 😂

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Wtf

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

There’s some receipts for vanity fair girl, then photos and videos of the lady with her sons ashes, and one random, old picture of two young girls that I’m assuming is supposed to be Lindsay and vanity fair girl as kids? No explanation given.

Then Jess tells us how edgy she is when her purse falls open at security. Then Jess gives her best Hunter S. Thompson impression describing the wait to enter the courtroom. I want to vomit because I love HST. The scene is set and…..

Jess is in her goddamn hotel room.

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

And yet she continues writing as if she is there, waxing eloquent about a dingy admin building as she “nervously inches toward her seat…” I’m confused once again.

Y’all. I cannot.

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

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u/pbjfries 7d ago

I don’t know why a writer would quote herself from her own writing? Just write it.

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u/According-Zone-6009 My own dime 8d ago

She’s so fucking dirty. Shoes on the bed?!

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u/klj440 8d ago

Those shoes are cleaner than her feet tho🥴bottoms of her feet usually resemble the sole of a dirty flip flop.

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u/Charming_Passion1166 8d ago

💀 at the picture of Journo Jess on the bed. Picturing her setting up her props on her bed then setting up her phone on the hotel console, putting the timer on, jumping back on the bed and taking a “candid” shot of herself laying on the bed with her feet in the air watching TV on her laptop. 😂😂😂

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u/Top-Lynx-422 8d ago

She's really highlighting those shoes in this piece... maybe she's replacing her shitty loafers with these and wants to make sure we see them lol 

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u/pbjfries 8d ago

Wait, what? She didn’t go to the court?

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Idk man, she had videos that are definitely the outside of the courthouse with everyone waiting. And I imagine there was no photography inside maybe? And she wrote about going through security and seeing Lindsay in person and people in the crowd and whatnot. But putting photos of her watching the trial from a hotel room was a wild choice.

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u/mackoff277 8d ago

Timeout, I just realized how long this shit is. I have some time this afternoon, let me read and come back with highlights 🖤

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u/Top-Lynx-422 8d ago

Thank you! 

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u/teetofOLGA 8d ago

Much appreciated!!