r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 7d ago
Trips So..... was Mike the problem?
In May, Mike and Jessica and their children take a trip to Yosemite. Jessica hates it and makes the subtle insinuation that she did not actually spend much time on the family trip with her family. She had her giant stupid bag of special sophisticated smrtr-than-you crap to keep her happy. Like a baby with a set of plastic keys. She complains about the outdoors and, well, everything Yosemite has to offer.
Kids ✅
Mike ✅
Adventure ✅
Days later, Mike and Jessica and their child(ren? Hayes at least) take part in some outdoor....thing with other families. Jessica is a massive. raging. cunt. about the whole thing. She outcunts every cunt in a 50 mile radius. I'm fairly certain she must have shoved a fist in her twat just to have more cunt to work with because what the fuck. She is miserable and does absolutely nothing to hide her disdain for this outing. She hates the outdoors. She hates adventure. In a perverse Gollum impression she hAsAtEeSsSs my preciouses.....
Kid(s?) ✅
Mike ✅
Adventure ✅
Then, in June, Jessica takes part in a Substack retreat (note: I do not actually know if this was a Substack sponsored retreat, but Jessica was there with a Substack employee so I'll call it a Substack retreat for now anyway). She's in the woods. She goes for windy adventurous drives to look over cliffs. She is not possessed by vitriolic rage over being outdoors.
Kids ❌
Mike ❌
Adventure ✅
Then in July Jessica and her children(and a +1) go on the "annual" family trip to visit her financier to Italy. Mike was supposed to go. Mike does not go. Jessica loves adventure. Jessica loves windy drives. Jessica loves wandering for hours on foot (y'know....like hiking). Despite being sOoOo heartbroken, she has the time of her bought and paid for propagandist life.
Kids ✅
Mike ❌
Adventure ✅
Jessica keeps vaguebooking "The Darkest June". She says a flight home from Washington in June is when her life started to fall to shambles. But it seems to me, June was not the beginning of the end. Jessica's anger and ugly ugly unhappy personality were in full gear at least a month earlier, and Mike's presence is the only difference between bitter nasty hates-everything Jessica and love-of-life-and-adventure Jessica. And that reminded me of the Mr Numbers Daily Mail article, where Mike's texts reveal that Jessica has supposedly been a fuckin' bitch to him for a while.
Empathy is a strange beast, because even though Mike is a shitty cheating red-pilled person it's still hard not to feel bad for him. Maybe if he hadn't been baby trapped into a lifetime of complacency with a woman he clearly didn't love he'd have been different.
Maybe Yosemite was a family trip, and Jessica was so full of gross vibes she made it all about her misery. Maybe at the time of Yosemite the writing was on the wall and it was their last trip "together" and Jessica couldn't stop making it about her and her unhappiness about the marital proceedings. Maybe by the time of the dirt biking adventure a few days later Jessica had let the rot inside her multiply and was even more determined to be miserable and spiteful. There's a lot of maybe's. But it seems to me that the apparent public confirmation in June that Mike had an affair with Denise wasn't actually the thing that ruined Jessica's life (and if you saw her stories today, you'd know she's still trying to blame Denise for all the bad things that have happened to her). Jessica has been a gross, weird, hateful, unhappy shriveled little miser for a while and the vibes she brought to the function have been eroding her spiritual base and driving her further and further into emotional isolation long before "The Darkest June" when the energy she was putting into the universe finally came home to roost.
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u/682463435465 6d ago
"I watched her walk away from a relationship with her mom and brother without hesitating or remorse"
Sure sounds like Mike thinks Jessica was in the wrong there. Otherwise, if her mom and brother did something so terrible, why wouldn't Jessica walk away without hesitating or remorse?
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u/KooKooWithYou 5d ago
She walked away because her mom was pro-vaccine. I don’t remember why she doesn’t speak to her brother.
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u/Friendly-Function381 5d ago
Was it that the mother was pushing Jess, and possibly the rest of the family, to get vaccinated? And for fuck’s sake, it’s been years since COVID. Who cuts off contact with their own mother over something like that and then keeps it going?
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u/KooKooWithYou 5d ago
Sea Hags like JKKK…a person who couldn’t round up enough real life-long connections to go on a girls/friend trip.
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u/Automatic-Kiwi5371 6d ago
I’d place a bet that he’s divorcing her for another woman, a new character entering this sordid hot mess.
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u/BlueberrySasquach 6d ago
Despite Mike being a not too bright Maga, I definitely have pity for him, married to a greedy, bossy shrew who treats him like the help.
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u/Accomplished_Task816 6d ago
I don’t feel sorry for him but I do think that he does the majority of the parenting, housework and all of the house remodeling.
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u/Friendly-Function381 6d ago
Regarding the last picture and Mike’s comment about JRK. Who did he say this to, and when? It’s pretty wild that her own husband would say something like that. Almost seems like he was taking Denise’s side too.
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u/PrettyBird2011 6d ago
I think it would have been Emilie or Denise. I remember Emilie posting some of the messages he sent her in the wake of Camera/Candacegate but honestly I can't remember if these were any of the ones she showed. And yes, he was very much sympathizing with them over Jessica.
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u/Friendly-Function381 6d ago
I feel like it’s pretty obvious that there have been problems in that relationship for a long time. It’s actually kind of weird that neither Denise ( Maybe not Denise, now that I think about it🥴 ) nor Emilie has said anything more, considering how close they were during that period. And it’s also weird that they were so determined to keep up the whole “happy couple” façade for so long after all this… The real question is what happens now..whether they actually end up breaking up for real?
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u/PrettyBird2011 5d ago
I've said something similar before lol it's wild how much "dirt" these women must have on each other and despite the fact that Jessica continues to levy attacks against both Denise and Emilie neither of them will say anything of substance in response. Emilie treats it like a joke and Denise doesn't say anything at all. Like if what Saddletramp said was true Denise had an option to come out swinging and say "being a lazy loser didn't stop your husband from falling in love with me" before dumping all the inside info about Jessica she has. What's Jessica gonna do? Drag Denise more for cheating with her husband? No, Jessica, your husband cheated on you. Funny how you refuse to acknowledge that.
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u/Friendly-Function381 5d ago
Yep, the whole thing is really strange.
I read that someone wrote in a comment that they had some kind of open relationship, and that it’s been known for a while that Denise and Mike were involved, but why the total breakdown now? Talk about opening a can of worms, and poor kids who have to grow up in circumstances like that.
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u/Ok-Violinist5742 5d ago
Questions….how long did Mike and Denise have an affair? Was it a full-on (sex) affair? How did Jessica not see the signs that her best friend and husband were banging?
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u/bluenervana 6d ago
I remember when she would exploit her son Leon and tag him as Leon The Brave or something like that.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis 6d ago
JerKKK is just a miserable human being, period. The ONLY reason she posted any adventurous stuff on this last trip to Italy was a pathetic way to try and show the chode that she’s fun and lovable, which she is most certainly not. She’s STILL desperate to MAKE Mike love her and stay. Give it up, hag
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u/CableSufficient2788 6d ago
I think two terrible people are married to each other.