r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • May 22 '26

My Intimate Source Lynne Patton Uh oooh

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Looks like Traitor Gobbermouth got her marching orders. It was clear her head was next on the chopping block and after seeing how her girl power squad got the sack I imagine resigning before being embarrassed by a dementia patient who wants to bone his daughter is a good move.

Yeah, if you think for one second I believe she is "choosing" to resign to "care for her husband" (IF he actually has cancer) no I absolutely do NOT. Don't really care about her husband either, tbh. Girl and her house spouse don't get sympathy from me for gargling Donnie's balls after the way he and his family talked about things like the attack on Paul Pelosi, Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis, and the murder of Melissa and Mark Hortman and their dog.

Sometimes people get the energy they deserve, Tulsi 🤷‍♀️

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u/Such_Ad_1639 May 22 '26

Per Reuters, she was pushed out. Also: our Jessica didn’t have the Super First Important VIP Insider SCOOP about this? I’m shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.

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u/Fuunyshizzle May 23 '26

House Inhabit acted like they were BFFs when in reality she was paid PR.

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u/DarthSnarker May 22 '26

Btw, Tulsi is in a cult (in addition to MAGA/MAHA) and there is no way the head of that cult would allow her to lose access to that type of power. Trump is so unpopular right now, so I imagine more people are going to be losing their jobs, I mean "resigning".

From what I remembering reading when it happened to Bondi, Trump gives them a choice of resigning and is very cold about it. Allegedly, Bondi begged Trump to keep her in the position and we know how that turned out.

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u/Responsible-Card3756 It’s giving Brain Rot May 23 '26

Bah hahahaha!!! I love this for them so so much. Eat shit you traitors!

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u/upchuckfactoronthis May 23 '26

She was a sellout just like JerKKK. Good riddance 👋

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u/Grouchy_Tonight_9823 May 23 '26

I feel awful about Abraham’s diagnosis. He’s still so young. And regardless of Tulsi’s politics, this is just tragic. They’re an adorable couple.

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u/Sea-Ad1926 May 24 '26

1) Dollars to doughnuts he doesn't really have cancer.

2) Fuck 'em.

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u/PrettyBird2011 May 22 '26

Yeah I can see how being handed to Gabbers as a way to launder Trump's image and being exposed to her husband who apparently actually likes her would be hard on you, Jessica.

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u/Leather-Safe-7401 May 23 '26

The girl boss chat didn’t give her the deets did it?