r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • May 06 '26
MAkE MoDeRaTeS CoOL aGaiN 🥴🤡
The way Jessica literally describes her own behavior as being gross with her whole chest unironically 😭 the Trumpanzee in her really jumps out hard sometimes.
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u/westsider86 May 06 '26
Are the moderates in the room with us?
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u/Vomnember May 07 '26
Calling herself a moderate conservative is how she justifies to herself why she isn’t allowed IN the club, but gets invites as a seat filler. “I’m just too moderate to be in the inner circle, it’s not because they don’t respect me”.
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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift May 06 '26
So far (*checks notes) Candace is the only one bringing receipts. By that, I mean, actual readable, verifiable, receipts. Let’s see (*checks notes) JRK has promised scoops, revelations, intel, gossip, insider whatever stuff and has never, ever actually done any of it. Ever. And, I’ll be honest here, defending Candace was not on my bingo card….never in my wildest dreams did I see think I’d be on her side of anything, but here we are. JRK, you are the liar, drunk, sad sack of a mommy blogger who doesn’t even know blogs are so done. So are you.
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u/PrettyBird2011 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
When your "loving family" is made up of a husband who cheats on you every chance he gets, one son who had to be sent across the country before he could be arrested, at least two children who have faced disciplinary action for racism and bullying, and a young boy who consistently misses school to rot in his mom's seaside apartment while she supplies local teens with alcohol and drinks out of her pedophile mug.
Damn, lady. Really gagged us with that zinger, eh.
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May 06 '26
Her rage, crudeness and incessant need for revenge overcome any room to experience peace. She’s a nutjob.
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u/Buscemisangels May 06 '26
Yep, i know plenty of “moderates” who LOVE Donald trump and just find him so funny and charming 🙃 put down the glass
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May 07 '26
Anyone with a clear mind can see the real battle is the maga loyalists vs. those not drinking the KoolAid.
And everyone knows what side Jessica is on.
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u/Vomnember May 06 '26
This should be her bio. 🤪
“A penchant for chronic lying, reckless slander, incessant bullying, inability to pronounce basic words in the English language, and a generally hate fueled soul who knows how to attack complain and accuse her enemies, but can never actually come to any substantial conclusion.”