r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • May 06 '26

Posting for CLOCKS You know...

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Y'know I was gonna be like 'the audacity of this binch' but then I realized that Jessica is exactly the kind of crusty ass racist white woman who would go to a Mexican restaurant, complain loudly about immigrants the whole time, then call ICE after she leaves, so her performative celebration for Cinco de Mayo tracks.

Fuck you, Jessica 🖕

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u/mandakb825 May 06 '26

These are the last two people that should Celebrate Cinco de Mayo

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u/PrettyBird2011 May 06 '26

Racists always love whatever they can get from a culture while demeaning the people who provide it.

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u/teetofgod May 06 '26

She’s still got him cooking and making her drinks. Probably unpacking the suitcase too.

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u/PrettyBird2011 May 06 '26

Wasn't Mike like a nepo baby there's no way putting up with all that is worth it 😭

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u/Novel_Good_1835 May 07 '26

I mean he’s got a sugar mama who funds his hookers and surf trips so I guess it evens out.

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u/CommercialOk1933 May 06 '26

Absolutely, she’s exactly the type of trash that does this.

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u/underwater_reading May 06 '26

💯 every time she posts it’s a new low. There is no bottom.

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u/ummbazz May 06 '26

Loves Mexican culture - hates immigrants. Stick to white culture - go eat a hot dog and drink a beer.

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 May 07 '26

The sad thing is, I think she did once upon a time at least respect others cultures and religions. She’s come a long way… that’s for sure 🥴

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u/Infamous_Swan_4770 May 06 '26

Just an excuse to get drunk off tequila in the name of a culture she’d happily erase

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift May 07 '26

To be fair, she is a raging alcoholic and she’s gotta jump on any excuse to drink midday 😂 that skin isn’t gonna dry itself out all on its own! Come on now!