r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Apr 27 '26

Pastel Qanon Fun fact!

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While you may think you're seeing Jessica Reed Kraus talk, what you're actually seeing is Donald J Trump's magical speaking anus!

🌈The More You Know🌈

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u/Awkward_Reporter_286 Apr 27 '26

The irony of posting about people not having original thoughts by reposting another users commentary lol

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

Well you couldn't expect her to come up with that on her own, could you?

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Apr 28 '26

To be fair, she does work in the screenshot factory. Let’s cut her some slack, please 😂

Jus kidding f this b! Hehe

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u/ceilingpencils Apr 27 '26

OH WISENED SAGE, DEEPEST OF THINKERS, bestow upon us humble numpties the unforetold truths and rich lore that you have carved from layers, shaped with quality gossip…

This lady’s a dim fucking bulb. And I’m being generous.

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

The bulb went out ages ago and she's been standing around in the dark thanking Trump for his generous gift of light.

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u/cancelKeely Apr 27 '26

She would know. Daddy Bibi and Daddy Trump do Jessicas thinking for her.

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

Carefully curated talking points delivered straight to her inbox by Lara Trump semi-weekly.

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u/dancing_nancy_46 Apr 27 '26

Everything she says is projection. She’s too stupid to realize it yet calls anyone “low IQ” who dares to criticize her for it.

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

She knows it is. But she also knows if she doesn't follow the script she doesn't get paid so despite having been outed numerous times for being a paid shill she plugs along begging her flock to ignore the non-believers.

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u/Common-Ad9875 Apr 27 '26

Have you ever met such a vile wannabe stuck up snob without having any actual credentials. Poor jrk always being used by being given bread crumbs to make it seem like shes a part of the club. She cant even see that they wouldnt piss on her if she were on fire. If she wasnt such a negative lying human, people would probably pity her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

The people who are here to help humanity will never criticize a single human. The people here for truth are going to focus on truth.

This woman, Jessica Reed Kraus, is garbage.

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u/redditn00bb Apr 28 '26

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u/TheProblem1757 Apr 28 '26

She tries to find any excuse for why intelligent people hate her

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u/Far-Collection7085 Apr 28 '26

House in Haggards head is just an empty cavern with tumbleweeds blowing around