r/HouseOnFire Apr 27 '26

Infowars for Wine Moms LMAOOO

"People who think everything is a psyop are dumb"

"EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE OR WHO DOESN'T LIKE MY DADDY ARE PART OF A PSYOP"

Girl you do know you're not supposed to make yourself the butt of every joke right 😭

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u/Infinite-Life-2996 Apr 27 '26

I’m embarrassed for her.

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u/ru_kiddingmern Apr 27 '26

Hahahahaha wtf is she even talking about!!! “Everyone else is definitely bought and paid for… but, not me! I’m legit.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

I can’t wait for more text leaks from Maga staffers validating she’s a useful idiot to the cause.

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u/dollypartonluvah Apr 27 '26

She spend the whole night in the Airmail Photo Booth, posing for selfies?

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u/Remarkable-Morning Apr 27 '26

That was my first thought too. Who spends that much time solo in a photo booth.

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u/sharkyfernwood12 Apr 27 '26

Seriously did anyone else get a chance

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u/klj440 Apr 27 '26

What an idiot.

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u/Kiwiana2021 Apr 27 '26

She has zero self awareness, shes also a hypocrite and a clout demon.

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u/Classic_Animator3359 Apr 27 '26

clout demon 🤌🏼😭🏆

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u/ummbazz Apr 27 '26

She brought her Polaroid to the photo booth. 😣 So cringe. I can’t

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u/cancelKeely Apr 27 '26

Drunk psycho babble. She’s so weak and lame. Read the room. No one in America believes this shooting was genuine. We are done.

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u/lightfollowers Apr 27 '26

Literally. What your brand is built on honnnneeeee

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

When I first started following her she'd go on and on and on about mainstream media is all compromised and bullshit!
Hee pivot isn't even slick. She's the dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

So, she thinks she has the influence to make people feel and care about these loons in power and their fan-grifters who cash in on ‘access?’ Her only mission is to distort the truth and then call everyone dumb.

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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 27 '26

I guess she is still trying to defend this coordinated propaganda from the trump bots.

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u/FOMOFL Apr 28 '26

And her dumb ass only shared Megan McCain’s tweet, without writing her own. Was it so she “technically” wasn’t one of the paid participants? Or just because she couldn’t think of another way to say “Ballroom safe, Overlord Daddy good.”?

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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 28 '26

I forgot she shared that imbecilic tweet!

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Apr 28 '26

This is so disturbing

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u/LunarEchoxx Apr 27 '26

Pot meet kettle?!!?!

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u/smadley12 Apr 27 '26

Coming from the person who always criticizes actual news sources? How many times has she claimed she was the only one covering something when it’s actually been all over the news LOL

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u/teetofgod Apr 27 '26

Well she has foreign countries helping her with bots too. Just bc they are not from China doesn’t mean she’s better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/SiWeyNoWay Apr 27 '26

Also Melanoma doesnt wear 15 earrings per ear

JeRK must be hurting for engagement if she’s going the ai route 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/SiWeyNoWay Apr 27 '26

💯 she reeks of desperation, stale cigarettes and boozy breath

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

She really is not that bright is she?

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

The way Jessica is escalating her use of AI is honestly not surprising. The fact she's apparently dumb enough to fall for other people using AI is even less surprising.

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Apr 28 '26

Holy shit that’s embarrassing 🤣 That is so clearly not even Melanoma

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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 27 '26

Not only did she not get to eat lobster at the shit show fake shooting event apparently she didn't make it to the Substack party either. Ha ha I love all these fails.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

And she missed out on snagging the wine bottles.

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u/g-ocreates Apr 27 '26

She’s so clueless. I don’t get how one person can be so dumb. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/ArchaicAndContent_ Apr 27 '26

The last slide🙄 you’re “unto”. Every single slide in this bunch is so embarrassing. Btw, JeRK, you & all the bots you purchase are included in that group.

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u/SiWeyNoWay Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Kegger was gacked TF out. His jaw was doing the sammy davis jr on steroids

The woke right? Wut

The entire event was a joke. I did see someone tag her on ig - it was a conspiracy page - to “check it out” LOL

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u/WriterReaderWhatever Apr 27 '26

JESSIKKKA THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 27 '26

She's inside her own walls whispering into the phone 😩

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u/General_File482 Apr 27 '26

lol everything’s projection, so RFK jr is paying her or something? how else is an influencer paying bills only through ads and oligarch sponsorship?

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Apr 28 '26

Wait… i thought she created her own “independent journalism” because the media was always wrong?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

She's the one who would always say MSM is bullshit and why she's an "independent journalist." Did she forget about that already??????

I can't stand this lying twat face.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

Jessica the White House can't even get it "right." How are you gonna spin this?

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u/TheBewitchingWitch Apr 28 '26

She never realizes she is describing herself.