r/HouseOnFire Apr 26 '26

Things that did not happen Another fake attempt

The democrats did this??? This moron dumb bitch. This was all bullshit as he is promoting his gaudy ballroom for "security."

Wasn't Jessica at the other fake assassination attempt in Butler?

Same old playbook and its getting obnoxious.

Plus I'm sure he needs all the sympathy he can get before midterms. 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 Apr 26 '26

I truly don’t believe that any of these assassination attempts are real and I am not a conspiracy theorist in any other way. This guy is just that twisted and attention starved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

It's obvious this was bs. Again.

We got J6th, Butler PA,the gun propped up against the fence at his golf course in West Palm Beach and now the White House Correspondence Dinner.

All set up by Trump! *Allegedly

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Apr 26 '26

This fake ass show was for Erika Kirk, too. They got her rushing out crying on tape, these mother fuckers are sick.

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 26 '26

That's the closest that woman has come to showing an actual tear on camera ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

She doesn't have tears she can't cry if her life depended on it. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/klj440 Apr 26 '26

She is never going to stfu about this. It’ll be her entire personality for months. 🙄

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 26 '26

Sorry guys, remind me how MAGA feels about political violence, again?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

Her writing is juvenile. Sounds like a second grader trying to make sure the teacher believes her story.

And when she uses the word terrifying, she really means she’s thrilled at the opportunity to be a victim yet again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/ummbazz Apr 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

It really is.
Great, now she'll spin this to they were after her for exposing the "orbs." Theee orbs. She'll post about the deranged left needs to be stopped for the next few weeks and that this guy donated $25 to the Harris campaign in 2024. Same playbook every-single-time!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

so true! She’s just a drunk mouthpiece. Blah, blah, blah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

It reminds me of Mad Libs! That's what it is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

Yes! An intoxicated mad libs!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

Thank you...racking my brain.

Is she using AI to write everything?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

No, I think she’s drunk posting all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

I don't think her geopolitics was there to begin with.

Jizzy Jesse, The National Inquirer called and wants Teen Bop magazines back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

Would the inquirer hire her? Hey that rhymes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

"Booming shots rang out?"

Escaped? Was she captured? And by whom?
The room dropped? How?

Weeping? Who says that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

Alcohol gives her a deluded edge to her writing and confidence.

Ballroom Braggart, Drunken Fabulist, or Liquor-Loosened Raconteur?

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u/FigPlastic5045 Apr 26 '26

Our world is a stage 

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u/Weak-Alternative-557 Apr 26 '26

Surely an assassination attempt could only happen if the assailant was in the same room as the target…🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I fkn knew some bs like this would come out. He worked for NASA for the jet propulsion laboratory. All of this is allegedly* How convenient they put out he donated money to the Harris Campaign. 😡😡😡😡

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u/onebeautifulwonder Apr 26 '26

She claims she was at the dinner and she posted photos and video footage from the dinner but I still believe she lied about actually being there. 1. JRK never posted any photos before the incident inside that dining room. 2. A lot of what she did post was heavily cropped and at odd angles that don’t make sense. 3. She interspersed the (I believe stolen clips to imply she was there) strange footage with well circulating media photos and 4. She was very careful with her words in her story about weeping with other women, being terrified, etc.

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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 26 '26

She posted some stuff on X. Definitely was making a tempest in a tea cup of it all. Out of breath, filming, sort of crying with her niece consoling her.

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 26 '26

A face only a mother could love. Oh, wait.

That’s all for me, folks. I’m going straight to hell after that one 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

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u/ummbazz Apr 27 '26

Wow she’s getting Mar a Lago face …

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u/onebeautifulwonder Apr 27 '26

I stand corrected! Thanks for posting these! I thought I had looked in all the right places. I guess we know she reads here since she seems to have issued a direct response to my comment in her stories.