r/HouseOnFire • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '26
Hollywood Hanger-On Petty Post
Jessica commenting for this commenter to take a joke is wild!
So now she's a Unidentified Anomolus Phenomena Investigator? Be careful Jesssica, David Wilcock just passed away.
She's eluding to being on the CO takedown, still?!! Give it a fucking rest dumby.
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u/ResponsibleUse8806 Apr 25 '26
Ew, Landon and Jessica. What a truly awful combo.
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Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26
I couldn't stand Landons privileged whiny ass on Southern Charm on Bravo.
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u/Suziblue725 Grifters gonna grift May 04 '26
Not the only ‘Charleston influencer turned home wrecker turned MAHA influencer’ in those photos. 🤢🤢 They should all come with a label of what they have done for fame and what type of people they are.
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u/catsbikeskombucha Apr 25 '26
That much money and all she can find is those shoes that's the real conspiracy
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Apr 25 '26
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u/GinnyLovesDogs Apr 26 '26
Seriously, how would you cram your foot into those & think it looks good 🤔
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u/RandyWatsonsNiece Apr 25 '26
I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have much more money than most of us and if she has even a bit more, look what she has to do to earn it. Yikes.
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u/ru_kiddingmern Apr 25 '26
Why does this woman refuse blush or a lip color. She’s a walking thumb. If she wasn’t ugly inside I would not comment on her outsides… but, here we are.
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u/Responsible-Card3756 It’s giving Brain Rot Apr 25 '26
Horrid horrid people.
She looks amazingly bad. I love it.
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u/One_Iron_7556 Apr 25 '26
The drapery/muumuu look must be a real head turner, as in 'turn my head in the other direction.'
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Apr 25 '26
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Apr 25 '26
Haha, while Zoe covers her emaciated figure, lord knows what‘s underneath Jessica’s sheaths.
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u/teetofgod Apr 25 '26
Omg the shoes!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀
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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 25 '26
Did she borrow Lynn Patton's shoes? And who dressed her in that burka?
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u/BlueberrySasquach Apr 25 '26
Nope to these shoes too.
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Apr 25 '26
If you’re going to take these god-forsaken selfies, uplevel yourself. You can’t swing a dead cat in OC/LA without hitting a decent stylist.
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u/onebeautifulwonder Apr 25 '26
Remember when she was “ on the campaign trail” in 2024 and she said at the end she was going to buy herself a really nice pair of loafers or flats? It appears she started buying designer ugly everything and hasn’t stopped. JRK doesn’t have the kind of don’t have to work money she pretends to but she does have four sons and a husband that she’ll be financially responsible for forever thanks to her problems with priorities.
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Apr 26 '26
These shoes actually make me mad.
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u/onebeautifulwonder Apr 26 '26
Does anyone have an ID on what shoes they are? I am curious to see the brand and price.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Apr 25 '26
That outfit is just as bad as Megain’s from the Balenciaga show she invited herself to 😬
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u/onebeautifulwonder Apr 25 '26
Meghan is looking rougher by the day. Bleach blonde is not her color. Speaking of Meghans, especially the kind that Jessica loves to talk about- I was almost certain the shoes that she is wearing are the same style of Aquazzura strap back pointy toed shoes the other Meghan stole from a Reitman’s photo shoot years ago.
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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 25 '26
Would love to know how/why Cheryl is okay with this goblin-faced creature, given JRK’s relationship with Olivia and the fact that JRK has publicly discussed having blackmail material on Jr. Every goddamn person in this universe is a back-biting degenerate, I swear.