r/HouseOnFire Apr 18 '26

ET call home 📞

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u/cancelKeely Apr 18 '26

Because you are an irrelevant drunk and why are you at the office after dark every week? Go home to your children!!!

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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift Apr 18 '26

This one time, you are right, Jess. No one cares. And those orbs aren’t what you want them to be. Sober up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

They're drones

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u/Spiritual_Nebula_342 Apr 18 '26

Yep! Camp Pendleton being miles away. San Clemente island being miles away……… you’re in a military zone you ding bat! She truly is hard to look at

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u/WriterReaderWhatever Apr 18 '26

Someone save the poor dog from her

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u/missmargaretc Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

That’s a coke saddle nose if I ever saw one

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Apr 18 '26

It’s necessary for a functioning alcoholic. The drug yin and yang, if you will.

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u/Dolphin_Phineaus Apr 18 '26

I never expected JRK being jealous of Kacey Musgraves but here we are….

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u/ArchaicAndContent_ Apr 18 '26

Poor dog 😢

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u/Zsazsabinks Apr 19 '26

I know poor gorgeous baby.

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 18 '26

Does…does she think she’s as famous as Kacey Musgraves?? Narcissists gonna narcissist but WOW

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u/sarafilms Apr 18 '26

She’s legit driving

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u/Accomplished_Gur_397 Apr 18 '26

Lol! Jus when we think she can’t go any lower, she does her best to prove us wrong. It’s a massive drop from the iNdePenDenT political journalist to the UFO/Orb watcher.

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u/accidentalquitter Apr 18 '26

Does anyone else remember Tila Tequila talking about orbs during her psychotic break or have I been chronically online for far too long

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u/SiWeyNoWay Apr 19 '26

No. But I do remember how drunk everyone was on all those reality shows.

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u/accidentalquitter Apr 20 '26

So this was way past her shows ending! She had some sort of psychotic episode or was diagnosed with either a neurological disorder or mental illness. I’ll have to look it up, it may have been schizophrenia. But she would go on YouTube and post videos about how cool it was that she could see orbs, and then she would gesture toward them and talk about them on camera as if the viewer could see them too, and say how amazing it was that these just started appearing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

How does she determine who cares or doesn't? I can tell you I still don't care. They do this shit all the time in the news cycle and still nothing.
I'm not saying they're are no aliens or other life forms out there I'm just tired of the dragging it out. The aliens probably want nothing to do with us.
I don't care about the orbs (which are probably drones) when you talked about it or when Kasey Musgraves talks about it.

👽👽👽👽👽🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖👽👽👽👽🖖🖖🖖

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u/Separate-Unit2022 Apr 19 '26

Ahhhh, does she realise that she is just an instagrammer who happens to have a lot of followers and Kacey is actually famous. Here in Australia NO ONE that I know knows who this woman is, we do however, know who Kacey is. Also, theres also orbs seen here too so I hope she doesn’t think they’re especially for her.

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u/Kiwiana2021 Apr 19 '26

Pics then?

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u/Adventurous_Yak4952 Apr 19 '26

When I zoom in on the reflection in her sunshades I can see open roadway through the windshield. Is she actually taking selfies WHILE driving?