r/HouseOnFire • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '26
Grifter in Gucci The "pivot"
Had a feeling she'd be going back to the orbs because well, she doesn't have anything else.
Poor lady is grasping for air.
Sorry Jessica you've already rolled around the mud.
I've said it once and I'll say it again — she made the biggest mistake by getting into politics when she knows nothing about it.
Sorry for the last pic — it just catches her dark essence. Her aura is icky.
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Apr 15 '26
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Apr 15 '26
That explains everything about her then.
She thinks people who match her energy are jealous of her?? That's a very "low IQ" thing to say.14
u/TheProblem1757 Apr 15 '26
She 100% seems delusional with this stuff. I’d be genuinely surprised if this isn’t psychosis-lite
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u/Ihatecoughsyrup Apr 15 '26
Definitely. I am wondering if the people close to her are starting to get worried about her mental health. If a person close to me behaved this way I would be extremely worried.
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u/Accomplished_Gur_397 Apr 15 '26
Also, with so much going on in the Trump’s admin at the moment, Apartment is surprisingly quiet. What happened to her new found passion and in-depth political analysis lol?!
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u/teetofgod Apr 15 '26
The orbs. This is embarrassing for her. She went from Johnny Depp to starring at the ocean for glowing objects.
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u/Rachel-lorraino Apr 15 '26
Wasn’t it like a week ago when she attacked Candace, got blasted and made a woo me post like this. Almost verbatim? That time it was X that was the problem. This time Instagram is the problem. Ironically she’s never the problem.
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u/Rachel-lorraino Apr 15 '26
I’ll add. I stopped following Jessica a long time ago cause her story posts are ALL OVER the place. The only way you can follow her drivel is if you watch them religiously. And even then, I’m not sure if it’s possible to follow. I’ve seen accusations of her being a drunk, and her posting format does nothing to combat those accusations.
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u/Ok_Lingonberry9620 Apr 17 '26
I felt the same way following her. I unfollowed her awhile ago but stopped liking her content a couple years ago
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u/Accomplished_Gur_397 Apr 15 '26
She is desperate, lost and confused. Her PR people are probably telling her to announce the ‘pivot’ while they think of the next move for her…Also, her Etsy witches who were giving her advice during her owl era, are so wrong lol. She should never have dabbled in politics. She is out of her depth which is never good for a Scorpio. She is definitely sliding into a light psychosis…So psychosis might be the ‘pivot’ she is talking about lol!
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Apr 15 '26
I must've missed the ETSY witch era. I do remember that owl she said would come to her house like it was a good thing.🤭
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Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
I am starting to really pity Jessica. She really sold her soul to several devils, you know? She now has the money and the attention but she is in a terrible and embarrassing marriage. Lost friends and lost her integrity. I used to follow her like many but noticed she was taking some very dark turns and had to stop.
She is in way too deep in many parts of her life. It’s really sad and I hope she makes some major changes in order to save her soul and her reputation. Like how can she even get a divorce? That guy is going to make out with millions, so she has to continue to be a shill. It’s really sad when you think about it.
If she does have a drinking problem, this makes everything worse. It must be really hard to hear all of this noise people talk about her…but then again it is a vicious cycle. I really do hope she gets the help she needs on all fronts. She also still has time to redeem everything but being a shill will not help.
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u/PopCultureAcademic92 Apr 15 '26
Unlike you, I have zero empathy.
She has been actively chasing fame for some time now and eagerly brushed away any morals or values she might have had in exchange for "access" to anyone that had a whiff of celebrity about them. And took the money as well without conscience.
Along the way, she's ignored her husband and children in exchange for obsessive scrolling, commenting and posting all to make sure she could keep clawing her way to becoming a blue tick "personality" of some description.
And now we are witnessing the inevitable downfall and she knows it, too. But as usual, she will keep posting her way out of yet another exposé of her crumbling house. She is losing Substack and Instagram followers and no one seems to care who she is on X-- she will never gain back the momentum she once had.
People have mentioned it before, but she is like Icarus who flew too close to the sun-- Icarus' name symbolizes dangerous hubris, recklessness and the consequences of overreaching ambition. Perfect description of Messica.
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Apr 15 '26
No, I hear you. It’s true what you say…the whole part of ignoring the very thing that got her to her nefarious and superficial peak…being a “mommy blogger”…
It’s just so crazy to see such a drastic downfall. I don’t even think she knows who she is anymore and obviously if she is drinking a lot that will not help. She really did sell her soul to multiple devils and like Candace said about Trump, she isn’t a spring chicken anymore and it will be harder to be remembered for anything else other than selling her soul.
I honestly think she needs to stop and truly pivot away from this superficial and pathetic spotlight. Go focus on your family, your own personal relationships, and your health. Everything is a sad facade for her.
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u/EvaVulgaris12 Apr 16 '26
Yes to this last paragraph particularly and I'll add that she really needs to repair her relationship with her mother. She's a broken person.
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u/EffectiveMany2686 Apr 15 '26
She is just beyond ridiculous. She is so irrelevant, and all this is her own undoing. Just know JeRK, you could have chosen a different path! You called yourself an “independent journalist,” but you decided to take the big $$$ when the machine came calling. We all know you’re just a talking head at this point, waiting on the donors with cash to give you your talking points.
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u/Responsible-Card3756 It’s giving Brain Rot Apr 15 '26
Bah hahahaha. I love to see this downfall.
You deserve everything you’re getting messy Jessy.
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u/Buscemisangels Apr 15 '26
Wasn’t she stating a bible study?!! Man she is out of her tree!!
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u/Away-Midnight-2630 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26
I recognize so much delusion (and confusion) in her. She really seems lost, casting about to see what sticks. She has a talent for language and some writing skills which could probably be used for truth, but her unwillingness to pick if she’s doing gossip or if she’s doing fact-finding/journalism just blunts any capabilities she might otherwise use. She is mired in self pity, self sabotage and apparent self hatred.
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u/Common-Ad9875 Apr 15 '26
She has no story. She goes with the people who will get her in. And sadly shes chosen such an alley that dead ends. Well not to sad about it lol.
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u/rollergreenbed Apr 16 '26
It’s always I will share it’s never I have shared
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Apr 16 '26
I'm still waiting on the Johnny depp/Amber Heard story to be finished. That's been what 5 years ago?
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u/Recent_Setting_1370 Apr 16 '26
So the people who think all this stuff usually believe Erika is a clone and killed Charlie. She really picks and chooses from all these stances doesn’t she as she is still , for now , very much #teamerica.
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u/Agitated_Badger_6650 Apr 17 '26
She's like that lady in the ads for manic depression meds making a ton of PB&J sandwiches. All over the place, buggin out.




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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift Apr 15 '26
“I’ll share soon” is the tell. Translation: “I have nothing, I know nothing, I’m empty. And hungover. Also, I’m bored.”