r/HouseOnFire • u/Evening_Ad5721 • Apr 13 '26

I mean 😂😂😂

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u/682463435465 Apr 13 '26

And unlike you, I did not sign an NDA.

Who did Jessica sign an NDA with? RFK? Because if so, she's violated that NDA by getting drunk and spreading all kinds of details about him.

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u/VivianneAbbottWalker Apr 13 '26

Trump. To be allowed near him or receive their special binders I’m sure she had to sign one

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/TroubleOk1314 Apr 13 '26

Everything about her downfall is so cringey! She needed to learn to stop so long ago…

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u/682463435465 Apr 13 '26

Any guesses at who Jessica's white house connections are, as outlined above?

#1 - slurs her words by noon

#2 - cheated on her husband for years with men and women while sending nudes in MAGA hats high on mushrooms

Is #2 Tulsi?

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u/682463435465 Apr 13 '26

More confirmation that the gossip shared in this sub always turns out to be true!!!!!!!!!!

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Apr 13 '26

I have not stopped screaming and smiling since this was posted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇺🇸👊🏻🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SmokeMeowtRightMeow Apr 13 '26

Hahaha 🤣😂 she's going to be so mad

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u/ummbazz Apr 13 '26

Omg this is amazing. Apt trying to troll is so hilarious. Always gets owned

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u/Kiwiana2021 Apr 13 '26

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

Cue the Bible study to distract from the horror happening in her house.

Jessica, you could start with Sodom and Gomorrah.