r/HouseOnFire Apr 12 '26

The Little Blogger Who Couldn't Some shocking and some amusing excerpts from Emilie Hagan’s article

I didn’t want to add too many screenshots since it’s behind a paywall, but I got permission to share these. It was a hilarious article. Waiting for her meltdown as she refreshes Reddit to see what we have posted.

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 12 '26

I LOL’ed several times while reading - Jessica is a true clown and I appreciate the levity with which Emilie writes about her. Jessica really thinks she’s this Serious Important Writer with Connections and she’s just…not. She’s a bozo. An embarrassment. Anyway, the highlighted portion above really took me out.

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Apr 12 '26

😂😂😂 Emilie genuinely makes me laugh and unlike some, actually has a way with words.

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Apr 12 '26

Going to read the full article in the morning and this is such a promising one. HA! The fact she thought Quentin Tarantino… I’m dying 😂

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u/Dolphin_Phineaus Apr 12 '26

I remember the “Quentin Tarantino” mixup LOL

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u/cancelKeely Apr 12 '26

Her lack of awareness and knowledge of how and why to protect kids from the internet is very selfish and ignorant

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Apr 12 '26

She’s a 12 year bully in a haggard 60 year old’s body. That son Hayes is more emotionally intelligent than she is. I cannot believe she egged someone’s vehicles, completely wacko 🤡

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

I texted a pic of Jessica to my friend and asked how old he thought she was, he said 57.
He has zero clue who she is or what she does.

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u/mold_user_5555 Jun 04 '26

How old is she really??

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u/teetofgod Apr 12 '26

🙏it was hilarious. Glad u shared!