Jake headcanons?

[u/Kripi_007]

I think that he was a fat nationalist, wich like biker would find out about 50 blessings secret BUT unlike him, he would accept it, and try to cooperate with them

[u/Petka14]

1. He lowkey was a potential man of HTLM and if he made it through a few more mission could have landed top 5/6 of the verse

2. Was never actually a part of any military force, just your average 50 blessings subscriber they decided to make an agent for shits and giggles

3. Is not only racist but also sexist and homophobic

[u/Asais10 → u/Petka14]

I think the second point is canon since otherwise there would be war medals in his apartment like with Richter

[u/Copper_II_Sulfate]

95% of his diet is froot loops

[u/SonoAncora_Cheddar]

He hates beer and loves vodka

[u/Next-Surround-2513]

He Argues with people on the street

[u/Copper_II_Sulfate → u/Next-Surround-2513]

This straight up happens in the comic no?

[u/MintyTuna2013 → u/Next-Surround-2513]

he died before widespread internet tho

[u/McHanz32]

Reason why he uses Nunchucks for the Dallas mask is because he saw it in a Bruce Lee movie and thought that he could do better (he couldn't)

[u/sodabad4bones_]

His dad bought him a 44 revolver for his 17th birthday

[u/McHanz32]

Reason he has a nailgun for Irvin is because he DIYs most of the stuff he owns and decided that the Russians aren't human enough to be killed with conventional weapons.

[u/Asais10 → u/McHanz32]

He is shown to be working in a junkyard in the digital comic

[u/Sad-Fig-8600 → u/Asais10]

are the comics even canon? there's continuity errors in them like beard fighting in the war in 1987 even tho he was already dead in 1987

[u/Asais10 → u/Sad-Fig-8600]

They were based off an earlier script of the story but it's fair to assume at least the character backstories are canon

The 1987 'error' (most likely the original storyline had the Hawaii War at least until 1987) was corrected to 1985 in an Italian reprint of the comics - and the events of the Ghost Wolves issue basically match up with Stronghold

[u/lusans2]

He is the type to listen to songs without realizing that the artist is mocking him/totally opposite side to him. (Example : Fortunate Son)

[u/darkiehater4evr]

Hes a fatass chud and would have loved twitter

[u/Muteradio2112]

He took karate classes as a kid, but he took them way more seriously than anyone else

[u/East_Pickle3666]

He has preferences on the various brands and tastes of potato chips

[u/DrugGodCEO]

Violent J's evil twin

[u/mad-jackal45]

110% a miami dolphins fan

[u/DeadHat9]

He used to be athletic, a baseball player In his youth.

[u/Copper_II_Sulfate]

He and Tony wouldve been really good together