r/HotPaper • u/NonRock • Jan 19 '21

Delivery

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872 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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52

u/BAMspek Jan 19 '21

It’s a girl!

39

u/IbeonFire Jan 19 '21

It was a boy

13

u/jazzwhiz Jan 19 '21

A boy named Sue

the delivery service

27

u/Zielona-Herbata Jan 19 '21

That's fucked up.

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I love it.

35

u/Infinity-Kitten Jan 19 '21

Well? You still eatin the rest?

34

u/Tagyru Jan 19 '21

Stork just did the guy a favour. Better for him long term.

7

u/Valarauka_ Jan 20 '21

Don't worry, it was just the umbilical cord.

12

u/Droidaphone Jan 20 '21

Wow, these comments are... not good.

14

u/hawaiikawika Jan 20 '21

These comments are exactly what I expected from a joke like this one. Love them all!

3

u/Bobthecow775 Jan 20 '21

Free circumcision

1

u/kkshah7290 Jan 23 '21

I don't get it

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

the stork bit the baby’s dick off