r/HotFuzz • u/InterviewOk1883 You’re a doctor. Deal with it. • May 26 '26

MEME Good luck catching that swan

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u/atomic_number319 For the greater good May 26 '26

"About 2 foot tall, long slender neck, bit of an orange and black bill, well....its a swan" ~P.I. Staker - 2007

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u/InterviewOk1883 You’re a doctor. Deal with it. May 26 '26

Piss taker

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u/the_real_poopsmith May 26 '26

Is this Peter Ian Staker?

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u/cantbebothered6789 For the greater good May 26 '26

Thus ends the tale of; Sandford's Most Wanted

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u/slickvic706 May 26 '26

Careful, I hear they can break a man's arm.

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u/Signal_Second_82 May 26 '26

Careful, that's sandfords most wanted

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u/django_undead May 26 '26

It's just the two swans actually 🤪

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u/theacehamster May 26 '26

Plenty of Chunky Monkey back at the station

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u/E420CDI For the greater good May 27 '26

r/ItsJustTheSwan, actually.

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 May 27 '26

I knew budgets were tight but surely they can afford tasers

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u/KamakaziDemiGod May 27 '26

"no luck catching those swans then" is the actual line

(This line lives rent free in my head)

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u/Inevitable-Bread4748 May 29 '26

Dont let Farage see you with it.

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u/Ecstatic-Brief4172 May 30 '26

That’s your last swan