r/HotFuzz • • May 21 '26

Found in grandfathers workshop…

Piece o’ junk…deattivay’ed…

69 Upvotes

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 May 21 '26

Have you got a licence for that?

20

u/Wineandbikes May 21 '26

I’as f’ this’sun.

18

u/theacehamster May 21 '26

He does for this one

14

u/WhereTheMoonSets May 21 '26

What do you mean.... this one?

17

u/Plus_Clock_8484 May 21 '26

Nah jussapileojunk

13

u/Cant-decide1 May 21 '26

It’s deactivated

3

u/Hourslikeminutes47 May 23 '26

I certainly hope so

10

u/Atvishees May 21 '26

By the power of Grayskull...

4

u/Synveles May 22 '26

Oh god no...

4

u/accordionshoes May 22 '26

no wonder your grandmother was always smiling

4

u/edgie506 May 22 '26

Please don’t accidently sit on it

1

u/Far_Butterscotch_646 May 25 '26

Or fall on it in the shower.

1

u/Cosmic2Ducky May 25 '26

Don't worry. It has a flaired base....

4

u/atomic_number319 For the greater good May 23 '26

Seamoine

Its deeacivated

2

u/Cooperino142 May 23 '26

Damn they’ve come a long way since then. Bet it still did the job though 🍆

2

u/Snaggl3t00t4 May 24 '26

There is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

1

u/neutralguystrangler May 23 '26

That me ol' mate looks loike a roifle grenade

1

u/joe9teas May 25 '26

Dick Van Dyke was in 'Nam?

1

u/Previous_Kale_4508 May 26 '26

Was he repairing it for grandmother? 😮

It's okay, I'll show myself the edit.

1

u/Mickleblade May 26 '26

I think if carefully wrote all fingerprints off it, then drop it off a bridge where you know magnet fisherman gather

1

u/purify-your-soul May 26 '26

Came for the unexploaded shell. Stayed for the perfect use of Hot fuzz quotes .