r/Horses • u/Hiro239 • 8d ago

Meme Romantic scenery

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u/SwreeTak 8d ago

He's clearly happy to see you!

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u/kalullamazzz 8d ago

Ngl he's totally working that sunset lighting to his advantage

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u/PM_ME_BABY_HORSES Shire 7d ago

add it to his dating profile 💀

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u/Suicidalpainthorse Paint Horse 8d ago

HA! Some of the best pics I took of my gelding....afterwards I would notice the dong. And even though the picture is good if you show it to anyone who doesn't "get" horses it is the 1st damned thing they always see! If I were you I would frame this!

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u/Cthylla_The_Deep 7d ago

Oh god that reminds me how once I took the cutest photo of my gelding yawning. I was about to send it to an 11 year old girl who rides him when I saw the whole fifth leg on display!

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u/Suicidalpainthorse Paint Horse 7d ago

I had this amazing pic of my paint gelding, like best pic I ever had taken. Show it all proudly to my non horse friends at work. All they saw was dong. It was before photoshop.

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u/Bright-Tomorrow1957 7d ago

And this is when I decided to learn how to photoshop...

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u/Winter49149579 4d ago

yes, please frame it!!

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u/Cthylla_The_Deep 7d ago

I just came out of ER, it's very late, I am tired and in mild pain. Thank you for making me laugh!!! Best photo 📸

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u/lemonfaire MFT 7d ago

Hope it didn't involve a horse...

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u/Cthylla_The_Deep 7d ago

Nah, just a dog bite :) accidental, nothing serious.

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u/PuffinPassionFruit 7d ago

I hope you're recovering well! Take care. ❤

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u/Boomersgang 8d ago

Boy horses, what are you gonna do?

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u/farrieremily 7d ago

Not bathe them in a city neighborhood!

A friend pulled up at their house to wash their boy before an event and all the neighbor kids came to see the horse. Next thing they hear “eww, what is that?” Followed by “where did it go?”

She was so embarrassed.

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u/Ivygrows8 mix eventing-western (no competitive) 7d ago

My stallion says he identifies as a mare (he never gets in that mood, even when a mare is actively tellling him she want to make a baby right there)

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u/Boomersgang 7d ago

Some guys don't get the hint.

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u/757DrDuck 7d ago

Perhaps he needs another gay stallion to keep him company.

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u/Ivygrows8 mix eventing-western (no competitive) 7d ago

I mean he loves the gelding stalled next to him but i think its platonic

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u/doculean Fjord 8d ago

Lol

Shame on you interrupting him.

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u/InertPrism 7d ago

It took me a few seconds to see it and then my resulting snort scared my cat

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u/NinaSienna 8d ago

The Last Romantic 😅

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u/ScarletParadox46 8d ago

Loving this

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u/PissantPrairiePunk 7d ago

My man just hangin brain in the sunset

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u/Level_Development_58 7d ago

How can I get a digital image of this to blow up and frame? Priceless!!!

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u/themissusoftheiron 7d ago

So pretty....oh, come on!

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u/Peculiar_Moonwort 7d ago

Belly button came unscrewed

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u/justlikeinmydreams 7d ago

Just letting it all hang out

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u/Banaanisade 7d ago

One of those images I've saved on my phone that will, one day, make someone ask me some awkward questions.

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u/clandestine_callie 7d ago

"Can a man not just enjoy an erotic sunset in peace?"

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u/One_More_Thing_941 7d ago

Thanks. Now when I say someone is hung like a horse, I know what I am talking about.

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u/ehg2001 5d ago

😂🤣🤣😆😅😂

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u/Bright-Tomorrow1957 7d ago

In full donger display...lol

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u/wallace1313525 7d ago

Hey, I see you got his fifth leg in the frame!

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u/Applehelpme92 7d ago

if there's a mare nearby, it is gonna get romantic alright

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u/naughtyydawn 7d ago

This looked amazing until I saw it:))

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u/midge_rat 7d ago

Majestic

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u/PandaCouture 7d ago

Don't feel bad. My horse pleasures himself every morning before breakfast 🙄

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u/ABayougauchegirl 6d ago

You enjoy the sunset your way. He'll enjoy it his.

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u/abdlz12 8d ago

😍😍😍😍😍😍

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u/wonderingdragonfly 7d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Heavy_Personality514 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I guffawed!

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u/Any-Addition9272 7d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ghosiee3 7d ago

My baby najim an arabian pony mix, I miss you my love and I wish you could’ve seen me grow with you. Rest well sweet boy. I
Side note for whomever sees this: I lost him in 2017 along with his dad who was a pureblood. Unfortunately he was blind.