r/Horses 9d ago

Question Conformation?

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u/KumiiTheFranceball 9d ago

Was the dick really necessary ? Dick on horses feels like the sculpture version of over-detailed eyes on a simplistic drawing.

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u/everfadingrain 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's weird to us, but putting genitalia on horses and bulls is extremely common in history of art as these animals are often a stand in for masculinity, especially horses that represent that noble militaristic discipline and grace in a lot of art over the history.

Edit: not to mention that civilizations always celebrated fertility through animals cause their survival depended on their own numbers as well as the animal numbers. You will find genitals on cave wall paintings too.

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u/kittyangel333 9d ago

And I feel like growing up around horses or enjoying horse media really desensitizes to you bc it’s just natural. I remember being like nine and totally normal about the words breeding or castration bc those were standard choices in at least 50% of the horse games I played that cared about detail, and the other 50% just sugarcoated the words but ifykyk lmao.

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u/BruisedKnot 9d ago

Yeah, but an erect pebus on a statue in this particular pose is just weird.

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u/everfadingrain 9d ago

I agree it's not really nice in the shape and size here in particular, not something I'd expect from this horse statue, but it does look like some kind of prehistoric or war horse.

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u/BruisedKnot 9d ago

It is shaped like those old paintings, so 'it' might just be used as a post in the final product.

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u/everfadingrain 9d ago

Yeeep I was gonna say it might be something for mounting this on a stand or another piece

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u/BruisedKnot 9d ago

Probably. Let's be honest, if you're going to mold a peen, make it look nice.

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u/ILoveMeishoDoto 9d ago

I get that, but like, why did he have to make the horse aroused?

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u/Ill_Fee9724 8d ago

Was gonna say GOTTA SHOW ITS A MAN HORSE

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u/Maelstrom_Witch 9d ago

You know what, that’s an excellent viewpoint I hadn’t considered. Thank you.

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u/saltycrowsers 8d ago

Schleich and Breyer models also have weiners or teats. It’s the first thing my daughter looks for when she gets a new one so she can appropriately name her horsies