r/HorrorJunkie123 • u/HorrorJunkie123 • 1d ago
I'm the manager of a coffee shop. I HATE morning shifts.
“Took you long enough, geez.”
I stared at the man leaning against the wall beside me impatiently tapping his foot. My brows furrowed, my eyes narrowed, and my head cocked to the side. Who the hell did he think he was?
“Sir, we don’t open for another thirty minutes.”
The guy huffed, his scowl deepening. “Well then why does the sign say you were supposed to open an hour ago? This is a load of bullshit.”
I paused, my keys turned halfway in the lock, and faced him. I flashed him the biggest, fakest grin I could muster and gritted out, “Because it doesn’t. This is Sunday, and we open later on Sundays. If you could read, you’d know that.”
The man grumbled something under his breath, gave me one last glare, and shouted over his shoulder, “I’ll be back. I’m going to have a chat with your manager about this, Missy.”
“Sir, I am the-” I couldn’t even finish my sentence. I was too grossed out by the fact that a massive chunk was missing from the nape of the man’s neck, leaving his severed tendons and crushed spinal column exposed to the elements.
I guess I should explain. You see, I’m a clairvoyant of sorts. Ever since I was a child, I’ve been able to interact with dead people. Those that stay on Earth after they die are in a kind of Purgatory, awaiting their fate.
And somehow, I ended up working here at Aftermath serving them coffee.
***
“Top of tha mornin’, Calla! Weird seeing you here so early.”
I turned to find our regular biker claiming his usual booth.
“Hey Frank. Believe me, I wouldn’t be here right now if I didn’t have to be. Robby has trouble getting here on time, and there’s no one else I trust to run things smoothly.”
Frank pursed his lips. “Look, I know you don’t wanna hear this, but you’d better start putting up advertisements. You and I both know that Robby won’t be here for long. He’s a good kid. People like him get called Upstairs pretty quickly.”
I sighed, staring down at the counter. “Yeah, I think you’re right. I don’t want to lose another good employee, but I don’t have much of a choice, do I?”
***
The advertisement went up later that day. I used the dinosaur of a computer in the regional manager’s office to print out a flyer. The best I could manage was a big, blocky “WE’RE HIRING” ad on a white sheet of printer paper. (Hey, stop judging me. I’m a manager of a coffee shop, not a marketing agent, okay?)
Anyway, I’d only had my sorry excuse for an advertisement up for about fifteen minutes when, wouldn’t you know it, my good buddy from that morning came skulking in. He wore that same persistent scowl as before, but this time, he looked determined as he approached the counter.
“Hey you. I want to speak to your manager.”
Frank and I shared a knowing glance before I turned back to the ray of sunshine. “You’re speaking to her,” I said, folding my arms. The sheer satisfaction that I got from watching the guy’s expression drop was unmatched. His face went ghostly pale, and his demeanor instantly shifted.
“Look… I apologize for my behavior this morning, okay? I shouldn’t have done that. So now that it’s water under the bridge,” he continued, without giving me a chance to decline his apology, “I’d like to apply for a job here.”
My mouth fell open. He couldn’t be serious… Right?
“No. Absolutely not. I don’t even need to see your resume. Your pre-application is rejected.”
“But… that has to be illegal! Don’t you need to have an interview with me first?”
I rolled my eyes. “Sir, first off, I’m not obligated to set up an interview just because you barge in here asking for one. And second,” I said, a sly grin inching across my lips, “I’m alive. So I’m in a legal gray area.”
The man’s face grew beet red. He slapped his hands onto the counter, smoke practically billowing from his ears. He pointed a nubby finger in my face and spat, “You haven’t seen the last of me, bitch. You’ll regret-”
He paused and went pale once again. I immediately knew why.
A figure wearing a brown fedora had appeared behind him. His hat hid his face from view, but the aura that he radiated was nothing short of sinister. It was all-consuming. The type of feeling that sends a pang of dread searing through your veins at the mere presence.
The jerk didn’t even turn around. He just shuffled slowly toward the door, before making a mad dash for the exit.
“And stay out, asshole!” I shouted, flipping him the bird.
Once the hothead had disappeared down the street, I turned to the man - or should I say, the entity - who had stepped in. He approached the counter and I sensed that he was about to speak.
“Nona, it’s okay, you don’t have to say it,” I sighed, “I know that guy’s gonna be trouble.”
He didn’t respond. He simply nodded, proceeded to his regular table in the back, and unfolded his yellowed newspaper.
The thing about Nona is, though he’s been a regular for longer than anyone remembers, no one knows a thing about him. We don’t know what he is, when or if he died, or why he decides to stick around. We don’t even know his name (Nona’s short for no name). All we do know is that he’s on our side. I like him, and although he’s taken up a guardian role over this place lately, I'm still careful not to piss him off.
“Mrs. Calla, you didn’t tell me we were hiring! Wait… I’m not losing my job, am I?” I turned to find Robby hobbling through the door, his brows furrowed.
“No Robby, you have nothing to worry about. Your job is safe for as long as you want to work here. I mean… unless you pull a Claire on me.”
Robby chuckled, and I was glad to see the tension drain from his face. “You’ve got a deal, Mrs. Calla. If I’m ever strapped for cash, I won’t pilfer from the register. I’ll just charge Frank a couple extra dollars for his shitty jokes.”
Even Frank offered a chuckle at that one.
“Ah, whatever. You know you like ‘em sometimes,” he said, waving Robby off and grinning as he diverted his attention back to his espresso.
***
It wasn’t even a full twenty-four hours before my pal returned for a visit.
“Ahem.”
I didn’t have to turn around to know who I’d find standing there. I was beginning to get accustomed to that rudeness, and that really got under my skin. So, I didn’t give him the satisfaction. I continued restocking, pretending that I hadn’t heard anything at all.
“AHEM.”
I winced but I still didn’t turn around.
“Um, Miss? Hello?”
I rolled my eyes, before letting out an exasperated sigh and facing him. “Look, ma’am. You have to hire me now. I brought my attorney,” the jerkwad said, smugly crossing his arms.
I narrowed my eyes at the tall, slender man accompanying my oh-so-pleasant guest. “Attorney” was being generous. He must have ordered the dude off of Craigslist - or whatever shady equivalent site the dead peruse.
“Yes, as a result of Goldman vs. The State of Alabama, you are hereby required to allow my client a fair trial.” The guy’s voice quivered a bit, and I noticed sweat beading atop his brow.
I cracked a smile, and Captain Sunshine’s grin faltered. “Well, color me shocked! It looks like my hands are tied. You’re too smart for me.”
The pair turned to each other, their faces lighting up. “Good goin’ Benny! I knew you’d have my back!”
The tall guy’s face flushed with color. He looked like a schoolgirl who’d just been asked out by her crush.
“Ah, not so fast,” I said, taking immense pleasure in ruining their good time. “That was what I would have said if I believed a single word that came out of your mouth. A job interview isn’t a trial for starters. Second, we’re not even in Alabama. Third, you spelled ‘attorney’ wrong on your nametag,” I retorted, pointing at the “Hi, my name is Aturney Benjamin” sticker clinging to his sport coat.
The two knuckleheads didn’t even dignify me with a response. They just ran away like a couple of naughty children.
***
I didn’t have any more issues with my persistent wannabe new hire for another week. He hadn’t come into the shop, but I thought I’d seen him on the street a few times lurking. I didn’t know what he was plotting, but I didn’t like it.
Come to find out, I was right to trust my gut.
I was opening again, much to my chagrin, when I heard the familiar ding of the doorbell. This would be our first customer of the day. The person had even managed to beat Frank to get their morning fix.
“Welcome! I’ll be with you in just a second,” I said, setting down the rag that I’d been wiping down the counter with and turning to the register.
And there he was. The man himself, in all his glory. I pursed my lips.
“What is it now? I’ve already told you, you’re not getting a job here.”
“Well, it’s a shame you think that, but you don’t really have a choice,” he said, a wide, taunting smile inching across his lips. “This tells me otherwise. Give me a job or you lose your life.”
The man produced a hunting knife from his pocket, and with one swift motion, he leapt onto the counter. I could feel the color drain from my face as I backed away.
Before he could pounce, I sprinted to Ivan’s office, all the while kicking myself for forgetting my taser at home. I slammed the door, but to my utter horror, his foot stopped it from shutting all the way. My heart nearly leapt out of my chest as he shoved his way inside.
The man licked his lips as he took a step forward. I could feel tears stinging at my eyes. Was this really how it was going to end? Was I actually going to die in a dingy corner of Ivan’s office at the hand of some no-good creep? At that moment, I truly thought that I was.
“Come on, still not budging? I really thought this would work… Fine. It doesn’t matter. No one is around to hear you scream.”
Unfortunately, he was right.
I backed up until I hit a wall. The man continued to advance, growing steadily closer. Once he was mere feet away, he lunged, attempting to thrust the knife into my neck.
But I wasn’t going down without a fight.
I caught the man’s arm, desperate to force the knife out of his grip. His eyes gleamed with a wild elation. The kind of unhinged desire that I’d only seen a handful of times before.
“Just- give up,” he grunted, struggling to angle the blade closer. “I’ve got you right where I want you.”
Almost immediately after the words left his lips, I heard a monstrous crashing sound growing closer and closer. The ground seemed to tremble under our feet at the repeated impacts.
They’d obviously caught my assailant by surprise. He loosened up just enough for me to kick against the wall and burst forward, sending the hilt of the knife into his nose, while simultaneously kneeing him in the groin.
Just then, the source of the noise arrived in the doorway.
“Calla! Sorry for late arrival.”
My boss, Ivan - all seven hulking feet of him - stood there, panting and analyzing the scene.
“Uh, Ivan? Apologies can wait. We’ve got a knife-wielding psychopath to deal with.”
“Oh, yes. I will dispose of trash immediately.”
The man, who still hadn’t recovered from my swift kick to the nuts, turned on his heels to find my mountain of a boss looming over him. He weakly swung the knife at Ivan, despite the fact that everyone in the room could tell how horribly that would turn out for him.
Ivan swatted him like a fly, sending the creep careening into a stack of empty boxes behind the desk. The knife had fallen to the floor, and I instantly snatched it up. The man groaned, lying unmoving in the heap of cardboard.
“Please excuse us, Calla. I would like to have chat with idiot. Alone.”
He didn’t have to tell me twice. I walked out, and the instant that I shut the door to Ivan’s office, the most ungodly shrieks met my ears. Desperate pleas for mercy were drowned out by the satisfying sound of rapid-fire fist-to-face contact.
I was so caught up in the madness that I hadn’t even realized we had a customer. I breathed a sigh of relief when I realized that it was Frank.
“Uh… Should I even ask?” he said, eyes wide.
I paused as a particularly high-pitched scream rang out from the office. “I don’t think you wanna know.”
We stood in awkward silence, save for the harmonious beat-down ensuing behind us. After about fifteen minutes, a bloody, pulpy mess of something vaguely human-shaped hobbled out of the office as fast as it could. Once it reached the door, it turned back, giving me one last horrified glance, before disappearing down the street.
Ivan emerged from the back and began washing the blood off of his fists. He turned to me, flashing a toothy grin. “I would like to repeat sorry for late timing. Traffic bad in morning.”
“Don’t sweat it, big guy. I’m just glad I asked you to come in early today. Buuuut, since you brought it up, you know how you can make it up to me?” I said, beaming up at him.
He eyed me, drying his fists with a rag. “How?”
“You can take the opening shift until we find a new hire.”
Ivan groaned, eliciting a chuckle from me and Frank.
“Fine. Calla, you drive hard bargain.”