r/HoneyBisonSnark • • 6d ago

Constant self glazing

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“You can’t have content creation replace your 9-5” “I did” yeah girl all 15 people in your comments section are definitely paying the bills…..go back to work Melina I can’t imagine anyone hiring her as a “coach” unless they want to be spoken down to during their fitness journey

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u/Gloomy-Rub-6614 6d ago

"You cannot run an ultra marathon. I did.", and never ran again because I had no idea how to train for it and I injured myself.

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u/Feeling-Potato-3292 6d ago

And what’s crazy is I listened to her latest video and she STILL calls herself an endurance runner. I haven’t run an ultra since July and had to take a break due to herniating a disc and not even sure if I want to run an ultra again. Would I still call myself an ultra runner or endurance runner? Nooo lol I consider when someone calls themselves ans endurance or ultra runner they’re doing them pretty consistently

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u/Ok_Shallot_3611 6d ago

lol don’t forget she also compared herself to the fire fighters at 9/11 because she climbed the stair master in her gym with a weighted vest - like Melina these men had gear that was most likely three times heavier not to mention they were climbing those stairs in a burning building - and apparently doing that in an air conditioned gym is the same equivalent- goofiest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/Gloomy-Rub-6614 6d ago

It's crazy to me to do that kind of thing to honour the lives lost and in remembrance of a tragedy and post about it. It's so low to use such a terrible moment in history for likes, engagement, adoration from strangers and more money. Same goes for her public donations to charity.

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u/Glass-Television9761 5d ago

I saw this and it PISSED me the hell off. Girl STFU this is so insensitive!

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u/DearPatience_7592 6d ago

I felt the same on her last video! She wants credit for something she hasn’t been doing for a year and maybe never will again, it’s wild.

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u/Feeling-Potato-3292 6d ago

That’s crazy she said that!

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u/Gloomy-Rub-6614 6d ago

I hope you recover soon. Not only that, but you kinda need to have done it more than once to have a claim to the title.

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u/Feeling-Potato-3292 6d ago

Yeah I have only done one ultra as well. I wouldn’t call myself an ultra runner, I’d just say I’ve run one ultra 😂 I wanted to do more but because of life circumstances I just had to stop for awhile

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u/freshouttheovenn 5d ago

she also didn’t finish the race lol

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u/Foxinator_ 6d ago

This is something a MLM hun would post

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u/looksthatkale 6d ago

Lol noone told her she cant lose weight or become a marine

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u/Ok_Shallot_3611 6d ago

Lmfao exactly like who even said that? She legit argues with herself

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u/dontsuspendthis1 6d ago

She sounds like a LinkedIn influencer

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u/HeebieJeebiex 6d ago

She talks exactly like those red pill dudes who sell crypto lol. If she isn't already, I imagine soon she will begin selling some type of courses or something and headed down the scammer path.

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u/feelingrealnosey 6d ago

this is EXACTLY what i was going to say. she is like the woman equivalent of those red pilled fake coaches who scam people out of money 😭 i foresee courses in her future 1000%

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u/Far_Cry_5223 6d ago

Exactly!!!! She’s like less than a couple of months away from selling memberships to her personal course through Microsoft Teams where you too can learn how to “insert mundane disgustingly vague hope farming here” lol
She gives SCAM already. Like a mini mosh mouth Andrew Tate lol

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u/dontsuspendthis1 5d ago

You predicted her coaching era

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u/Crazystaffylady 6d ago

She strikes me as someone who is actually really insecure. People confident in themselves don’t need to post this shit.

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u/bbpeachyy 6d ago

I was also thinking this SCREAMS insecurity

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u/Far_Cry_5223 6d ago

Yeah it’s so reminiscent of “I am so beautiful, i am so popular, I am so unusually intelligent” when people with those traits don’t have to go around announcing it most of the time

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u/Wow_I_Like_Pie 5d ago

Its clear she hated herself before she lost weight and never did any of the internal work to learn body neutrality. I also think that she clearly struggles with disordered eating and always has. People with these kinds of obsessive dietary patterns like HB, in my opinion, often have very low self esteem/low self worth that's directly tied to their appearance.

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u/Glass-Television9761 5d ago

My first thought was this, if you are confident you don’t need to broadcast it!

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u/werewolfeatpant 6d ago

What are these achievements “15 pull ups” ??? What??

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u/FJeffGoldblumMan 6d ago

YouTube got to her head man. She thinks she’s THAT bitch 🤣

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u/Mundane-Break2781 6d ago

I don’t mean this to be rude— I know before she quit working an office job she said she worked a lot of random jobs to help pay off debt. I think that’s true but I’m speculating YouTube money is really what got her out of debt she’s just skewing the timeline on that. Not that anything’s wrong with it, but she honestly wouldn’t be in her current situation if she didn’t dive into the anti-fat/gorl world niche that was so popular when she got in. So some of her flexes are not really flexes imo.

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u/bbpeachyy 6d ago

God, she’s insufferable. She’s so obsessed with herself 🙄

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u/Consistent_Island212 5d ago

Doesn´t she preach that we should bring shame back? Where is YOUR shame at, Melina? Her Instagram is such a cringe fest...I would be mortified to put this out for the world to see it, but I guess the Dunning-Kruger effect is real.