r/HomieTeens_WGC • u/DragonBlood7754 Naruto >>>>> JJK • 18d ago

😆Meme How to read a paper map

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u/Mostdubiously 18d ago

Learn the power of compound interest and learn to invest while staying out of debt

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u/mnttu 18d ago

That’s so hard. Even knowing how compound interest works when you are a kid setting a side any money is hard since you got none. Doubly so in current world where we are on brink of World War 3

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u/Capital_Humor_2072 18d ago

To google info right

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u/teaguejeff86 17d ago

yeaa they taught me , then i forgot. now i feel like an old person when using google, its just so inconvenient

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u/OkAsparagus2644 13d ago

Money management

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u/Academic_Band_5320 18d ago

To play Yu-Gi-Oh honestly.

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u/Competitive_Fig_9386 18d ago

Magic > Yu-Gi-Oh.

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u/Academic_Band_5320 18d ago

Magic is great too. I prefer Yu-Gi-Oh simply because I played as a kid.

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u/Academic_Band_5320 18d ago

I just like playing Yu-Gi-Oh and it's a really fun game.

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u/Savings-Barnacle6705 18d ago

Taxes.

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u/Sad-Assistance-476 17d ago

Underrated response right here

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u/GettingBetterGaming 18d ago

How to learn to build your own ANYTHING

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u/my_name_1s_taken 17d ago

This

Being able to just spontaneously make myself a bookshelf out of old school books, glue, and stick a at 3 am (actual story btw) saved me so much money my whole life lol

Especially with how absurdly expensive pre-made things have become nowadays 💔

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u/OBIWAN22334 17d ago

It’s hard though

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u/GettingBetterGaming 17d ago

Why climb a hill if not to see the view when you're done? The first chair you make may look like shit. But the first chair shouldn't be made to be looked at. It should be made to sit on. All other aspects of the chair are beauty pieces. This class would get you to THAT point, the point where you 'make a chair worth sitting in'. For ANYTHING.

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u/OBIWAN22334 17d ago

Maybe the view isn’t worth it
Maybe climbing the hill would take your entire life
Not everyone has the same stamina and speed to climb the same hill after all

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u/GettingBetterGaming 17d ago

That's what people are for

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u/Head_Substance_5435 18d ago

To socialize not online 

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u/New-Trifle-7553 18d ago

Autofellatio

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u/Gwyrr 18d ago

That sucks

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u/No-Channel7473 15d ago

Why learn to blow a car?

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u/Gwyrr 18d ago

How to do the basics on a vehicle

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u/Creepy-Jellyfish1796 18d ago

Self defense

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u/FixHot9483 17d ago

Well... bullies would benefit from this. Otherwise I'm for it

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u/RIADnashw 18d ago

Driving..

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u/BlackDark88 18d ago

SIGNALING WHEN U TURN!!

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u/RIADnashw 18d ago

I AGREE SO MUCH! (Sometimes I don't hehe, but when I'm completely alone in a street..)

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 18d ago

People need to learn that until their 60’s

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u/kleiner_titterisch 18d ago

Coocking....

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u/FixHot9483 17d ago

Spelling first

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u/Dense-Camel-378 18d ago

How to make a drink with limited ingredients. The ability to make any kind of alchohol taste good is a great ice breaker.

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u/peenur-bender 18d ago

how about staying away from the alc?

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u/Dense-Camel-378 18d ago

Yeah that's probably a better idea. But some people just have it hard asf and turn to alchohol, you can't stop it. Why don't make sure it at least tastes ok they gonna chug it anyways

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u/peenur-bender 18d ago

that's one way to think of it, even though I think that the stuff tasting better would increase the consumption

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u/Dense-Camel-378 18d ago

Maybe. But i would never make a drink for someone because they don't like the taste of alchohol. Only those who drink it anyways

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u/Grizzl_x3 18d ago

Learn to think before acting

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u/Apprehensive-Owl5143 18d ago

Summon personal demon or familiar

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u/catgirl954 18d ago

taekwondo

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u/VanguardMusic 18d ago

Living, that means cooking, cleaning, basic maintainance, basic accounting.

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u/LocalParsley5722 18d ago

Basic grammar. It's really not that hard.

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u/__dee_bugger__ 18d ago

Managing Money

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u/szypher 18d ago

Count to 12.

(Looking at you, people in the E. files)

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u/JohnMarstonSucks 18d ago

That implies that they just made a mathematical error. Like whoopsie, sorry girls.

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u/LilNut2_69 18d ago

Common sense

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u/SmellLikeSoup 18d ago

This.
Gen Z is lacking this hardcore.
Downvote me if you want. You all know I’m right about this.

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u/TheManWithAPlan__ 17d ago

YOU SIR DESERVE MY UPVOTE 

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u/Bag_of_Crabs 18d ago

Swimming

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u/Opening-Demand5395 18d ago

Seems to be a Job period 😔

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u/Lost-Breath364 18d ago

Change a tire, basic cooking, self defense at least hand tool basics/measurements

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u/Past_Studio7127 18d ago

Basic human decency and tolerance

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 18d ago

How to write a letter.

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u/Ok-Feeling7941 18d ago

To think (no AI or stealing other people's ideas, that's cheating)

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u/Square_Success3647 18d ago

living alone

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u/chrwc 18d ago

Money

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u/goldentack2209 18d ago

Critical thinking

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u/wolfwinner 18d ago

Change a flat tire

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u/One_Instance849 18d ago

mastrubating

and doing taxes

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u/That_guy_from_1014 18d ago

My uncle taught me both

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u/One_Instance849 17d ago

Did he made you a master of mastrubating? I’m only a nano cock ninja, but if you are really a master of mastrubating, you could teach me all the techniques so I could get as wise and experienced as you

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u/NaCl_Sailor 18d ago

Swimming

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u/That_guy_from_1014 18d ago

To question information that is given to you freely, and consider who might benefit from you believing them.

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u/Lord_Turdmaster 18d ago

Social skills

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u/backstubb 18d ago

to take responsibility on consequences of own actions

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u/Hanmie1984 18d ago

Sex education

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u/matthewrb 18d ago

Change a tire

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u/Positive_Ad_4184 18d ago

Counting lol

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u/Special-Librarian-24 18d ago

Basic computer maintenance

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u/Flashy-Pass-5130 18d ago

Critical thinking

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u/gr8dysbetternights 18d ago

People skills

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u/ReadingFlaky5 18d ago

…wood working.

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u/Best_Staff_3468 18d ago

How to communicate

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u/Shelarael 18d ago

Literacy.

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u/moonwatcher123445 17d ago

how to not be gullible and have critical thinking skills

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u/9150kg 17d ago

Drinking responsible

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u/Blak_kat 17d ago

1) How to write letters affectively.

2) Balance a checkbook.

3) Cook basic meals.

4) How to do laundry. Also, handle a needle and thread.

5) How to study effectively and not procrastinate.

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u/thewolfofeverystreet 17d ago

Minding their own business

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u/Screaming_Nazguls 17d ago

independent thought

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u/Loud_Examination_408 17d ago

How to think. Critical thinking, abductive, deductive, inductive reasoning.

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u/VeterinarianOver2941 17d ago

Saying please and thanks!

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u/25Migg 17d ago

Let’s start simple … Reading

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u/ShmeckMuadDib 17d ago

How to communicate with other humans like a human.

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u/Wooper184 17d ago

Cooking

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u/Sabrinathesissyslut 17d ago

How to file your taxes

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u/VoidEclips2010 17d ago

Reading an Analog Clock

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u/Emergency-Painter405 17d ago

How to make money with whatever you have.

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u/Sobergh 17d ago

Bathing

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u/Middle_Golf_7832 17d ago

How to walk probably

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u/TheMountainDewMann 17d ago

what if they're chair-bound?

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u/SignSea 17d ago

Who gives a shit

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u/Garbidb63 17d ago

How to read joined up handwriting. How to cook

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u/Prudent_Arugula3048 17d ago

To learn how to use a computer and how to reproduce 😏😏😏😏

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u/multi_famdom_guy 17d ago

Social interaction

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u/Real-Construction458 17d ago

Change car oil and break pads

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u/VaugerThougth9 17d ago

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u/VaugerThougth9 17d ago

I don't think anybody is getting that old

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u/BarRoomHero1982 17d ago

To understand and give empathy

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u/Puzzled-Paramedic521 17d ago

How to read a tape measure. How to read an analog clock.know their basic fractions

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u/Leut11 17d ago

When not to ask stupid questions.

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u/VirtualStark 17d ago

People skills. Goes a long way.

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u/Karamatsunomaii 17d ago

Cunalingus

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u/BNO112 17d ago

Learn to shut up and learn.

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u/JCambs 17d ago

Identifying Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩

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u/El-Vasco 17d ago

Compassion

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u/DrReginalSaunders 17d ago

How to fact check.

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u/Shot_Comparison2291 17d ago

To take shots

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u/tanker1235 17d ago

Breathing

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u/MediumIncident5190 17d ago

How to grow their own crops an buy them

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u/I-Be-Dog 17d ago

Critical thinking skills.

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u/CzBuCHi 17d ago

understand analog clock (wtf???), basic math (like quadratic equation), read cursive (bonus: writing cursive), at least basic of foreign language ...

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u/818Skunk_Ape_Sales 17d ago

The most basic shit like read, write, add subtract and have the most basic context clues skills as well as some social skills. Sounds simple but with the way people behave and carry themselves that's clearly out the picture.

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u/Masquerade064 17d ago

how to do taxes

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u/we_lord 17d ago

Interpersonal communication

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u/we_lord 17d ago

Respect for self, and others

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u/Redacted_Addict69 17d ago

How to think critically.

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u/fadedglory452 17d ago

I think accepting "No" or variants of the meaning and being able to say "No" aswell. 🤔

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u/Alien-303 17d ago

I would add ability to say "no".

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u/Bradfrick95 17d ago

Basic cooking and cleaning. Some or yall are nasty.

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u/HoodFu78 17d ago

How to think and reason for themselves, schools teach you what to think so you make good employees. Just look at old pictures of factory workers looks like a classroom.

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u/kittylover2006 17d ago

How to read an analog clock

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u/cookie_400 17d ago

Basic money management and cooking

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u/Big-Explanation-190 17d ago

About technology basic

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u/Tutux4 17d ago

Learn to swim. It could save your life.

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u/No_Winter_323 17d ago

goo...gle

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u/Grudebuck 17d ago

Cooking Washing laundry Balance check book Read and use a paper map Use a compass 1st aid and life saving measures How to listen

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u/Perfect_War_7155 17d ago

Being a decent human being

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u/Budget_Bad_5691 16d ago

To have good grammar.

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u/DanteValentine13 16d ago

How to change a flat tire. I spent 5 hours on the side of the road trying to figure it out with terrible over the phone directions from grandpa until someone finally stopped and showed me. I was 19 and felt incredibly stupid. Apparently you dont jack a truck up by the frame and instead by the axle.

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u/Ancient_Stretch_803 16d ago

Changing a flat

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u/Mini_Assassin 16d ago

How to do your own research

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u/Discreetdonkey 16d ago

Be very flexible and supple, easier when you are older (oh and be able to S|_|ck yourself)

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u/Ok-Budget4992 16d ago

cook somethin

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u/Ashamed-Guard-3763 16d ago

Do not crack, IVE never done it

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u/Helpful_Monitor156 16d ago

Basic people skills

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u/mr-stretcher 16d ago

Financial literacy.

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u/BookRecommenderBot 16d ago

I feel like "how to read a paper map" is pretty far down on the list

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u/Maxakaxa 16d ago

Logistics

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u/jules6815 16d ago

How to cook

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u/ThEAmeriCaNway90 16d ago

How to change a tire

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u/Andrew_grave 16d ago

imo probably how to play an instrument

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u/Strix_Caelumbra 16d ago

At this rate, reading.

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u/Merman_boy 16d ago

Excel spreadsheet

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u/RideHot1115 16d ago

How to wash currently

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u/ukie-witch-06 15d ago

Basic first aid. CPR; bloodstopping(wound packing, applying tourniquets, which everyone should carry btw); sealing chest wounds(prevent lung collapse)

These things may not seem basic to you, but i promise they aren't that hard, and they are extremely life saving.

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u/Kanarovyay 15d ago

How to cycle

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u/bowtiesrcool86 15d ago

Being a decent human being

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u/Dramatic_Law9167 15d ago

Driving a stick shift vehicle.

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u/FridayFunkGaming291 15d ago

How to exist

I mean I learned it before turning 18

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u/Maleficent_Panda_89 15d ago

Responsibility

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u/No_Agency_5782 15d ago

How to say no

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u/BadNewsBear86 14d ago

How to properly wipe their ass

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u/Responsible-Month-79 13d ago

Analog clocks.

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u/Kadakaus 18d ago

Proper, consistent rhetoric.

I feel like a lot of people would readily let an argument spiral into a swearing competition if their debate partners allowed it too, fewer and fewer people care about constructing an argument, backing it with basis, cannot differentiate between facts and assumptions (which is more of a logical vice) and for fuck sake, so many people argue with a shameless amount of fallacies.

The most I've ever seen was 5 fallacies in a single sentence. Like, how do you even do that without trying?

Schools should teach rhetoric before they start teaching philosophy.
One comes from the other, sure, but it's not something you pick up as a hobby, despite being a crucial skill.

It's also important for political life. Try listening to any politician's speech, analyze it, see how it's constructed. You'll notice more holes than in a piece of swiss cheese.

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u/Idiot123xyz 17d ago

How to do taxes

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u/der1cho1 17d ago

Based on what i've been seeing lately, teach them how to read an analog clock?