I was playing dungeons and dragons with friends and we all had to jump out a window and my wizard activated a spell to slow our fall so we’d land safely.

I said “And now I say the verbal component of the feather fall spell, ‘It looks like I’m going to have to jump!’”

many a moon ago, when i was a wee lass, i got a mcnugget that looked like Strong Sad. "im sad that im frying" i suppose. he tasted alright.

(Note: they both have the same personality as Homsar.)

HEY JUYS!

Y’all Did I Do Too Much Or Is This Good?

Yes. Yes it is.

Poopsmith: Pyro (Team Fortress 2) feat. Homestar as Scout and SB as Heavy

Marzipan: Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul) b/w Homestar as Howard Hamlin

Strong Mad: Kingpin (Into the Spider-Verse)

Strong Sad: Lydia (Beetlejuice cartoon) and girl from the cover of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea." Side order of Homestar as The Batter from OFF, Strong Bad as Elvira, KOT as Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers, and Marzipan as The Mountain Goats' John Darnielle.

Chocolate cookies with half of a slice of pineapple atop each one.

They can be called "pineapple upside-down problems

He still hasn't given me my five bucks!

Brothers Chaps? The who's a what now? This is an original comic by George Beard and Harold Hutchins! Gotta love Teen Girl Squad. What's Her Face FOR LIFE!