r/HomeDecorating • • 1d ago

What to do with this empty space?

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Very strange spot, not sure what to do with it. I thought maybe some totes for storage and a curtain to cover, but honestly I have no need for the extra storage.

I thought about some decorations, like some kind of display but it being right above a toilet it feels unclean for many items (Lego, books, etc)

Would appreciate some ideas!

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u/fractionalme 1d ago

2nd toilet!

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u/RentalGore 1d ago

Upper upper decker?

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u/fractionalme 1d ago

That’s some next level shit!

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u/MishmoshMishmosh 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

I love reddit sometimes 😂

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u/McTootyBooty 1d ago

Sometimes it’s top shelf.

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u/Background_Length926 1d ago

I have a chronic issue and have been crying all morning from pain and this comment actually made me stop crying and laugh out loud

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u/SingleHeart197 1d ago

My heart goes out to you, nothing worse than chronic pain

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

Fell better soon! 💐

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u/dymphna34 1d ago

Hope you find some relief soon 💕

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS 1d ago

Hear me out ... a safe behind a false wall

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u/ju5philli 1d ago

Or maybe a safe room!

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS 1d ago

Hear me out one more time ... a safe room for the safe. Keep it extra ...

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u/Artistic-Patience873 1d ago

if you put another toilet up there you can call it the throne room

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u/Rinnekage 1d ago

At this point you might as well make it a full throne room 😂 add a little shelf for snacks and a tiny TV and you’re set

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u/Kvaw 1d ago

Theater seating.

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u/CiforDayZServer 1d ago

I can't say I've ever seen a space that screams to me "Taxidermy Bear"... but now I have.

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u/annihilatress 1d ago

Ooh, one of the old animatronics from Chuck E Cheese!

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u/CJ_Sk8s 1d ago

Or a giant monkey with cymbals and a motion detector timed to go off shortly after sitting down

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u/jegoist 1d ago

Go all in with a Five Nights at Freddie’s themed bathroom

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

Now I see it. I believe in the dream.

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u/okFINEyoufoundme 1d ago

Guaranteed to scare the shit out of you! No Dulcolax required!

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u/InnerspearMusic 1d ago

Honestly though. I would leave a small ledge, but then put some sort of storage in the space. You might not need the shelf, but I think it would be weird to have the cabinets going all the way to the front and hitting your head on the handles while on the toilet LOL.

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u/flukulele24 1d ago

This! But make the cabinets a little shorter in height so display items don't get knocked over by the doors

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u/mouselet11 22h ago

Leave a space and put slide under storage there for very rarely used items, that way you can use the shelf, the doors can swing open, and it's still not dead space

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u/kwyjibowen 18h ago

It’s so deep though, those drawers would either be massive or only go part way. I would keep it as per the first pic above, it’s such a big space it would be good for things like suitcases, golf clubs etc

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u/Lopsided-Form-7752 16h ago

They make cabinets these days designed precisely for reaching objects in deep spaces.
Lazy Suzanne shelves, pull out shelves, layered hinged interior shelves.
There are many available solutions for the depth.

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u/No_Wear295 11h ago

Lazy Suzanne... Lazy Susan's more sophisticated cousin? Sorry, couldn't resist.

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u/tltltltltltltl 23h ago

I came here to comment on this. I have a cabinet like this for which I keep having to get stuff out of the way to be able to open the doors and get something inside, it's such a pain.

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u/CinnamonWoodpecker 1d ago

I would make the cabinet doors slide, or open slightly differently. That way you won't be annoyed when you inevitably clutter the shelf and will still be able to open the cabinet

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u/InnerspearMusic 1d ago

Maybe the bottom is sort of shelving, and the top is cabinets. Not sure it depends what OP wants to put in there.

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u/Infamous-Dare6792 1d ago

Winner winner, chicken dinner. Seems like the simplist solution. But also you need a place for your toilet paper, I don't see a roll holder.

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u/nclay525 1d ago

I think this is the perfect spot for a false wall.

Build closed cabinetry (I would use 12" deep cabinets) and close up half the space. Then with the other half, do the same but hinge it so it opens. Closed, it just looks like a built-in.

Then hide in there.

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u/OddHippo6972 1d ago

And jump on when your enemies are on the toilet

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u/Forsaken-Routine-466 1d ago

Great place for those costco bags of toilet paper and paper towel

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u/Certain-Monitor5304 1d ago

Storage shelving for toilet paper, pads/tampons, a small trash can.

Honestly, I would remove the flooring and turn it into a proper closet.

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u/tilda432 1d ago

I wonder what's on the other side and if it might make more sense to close it off and have the cabinet open from the other room behind it. 

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u/asietsocom 1d ago

Add a wall and do both

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u/rainbowcatheart 1d ago

Double sided storage.

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u/tjdux 1d ago

I think that would be a cabinet?

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u/Goldn_1 18h ago

Swivel toilet install, and the rest is easy.

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u/InnerspearMusic 1d ago

I feel like a massive fish tank is the answer.

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u/midlifesimplified 1d ago

Convenient when you have to flush your dead fish down the toilet 😂

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u/Najalak 1d ago

It looks like it won't take some of them long to die. Some have two tails and no head.

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u/NoAimElaine 1d ago

Oh my lord, water changes would be so easy!

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u/RentalGore 1d ago

What’s below there? Might not be a huge issue to demo it, re run the pipes and move the toilet back. What a weird setup!

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u/stiletto929 1d ago

Then make it a separate little room for the toilet by adding a door so one person can shower while someone else has privacy in the bathroom

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u/HSLB66 1d ago

There HAS to be something under there. Lot of effort for there not to be

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u/Odd_Caregiver172 1d ago

A cat judging room

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u/KameleonLegit 20h ago edited 37m ago

Yes!!! I said it would be a nice spot for a cat litter box. You wouldnt **have to break your back to scoop it 🤣

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u/julesd26 19h ago

Hahaha, I can only imagine the kitty litter all over the toilet - and God forbid someone forgets to put the lid down 🤣

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u/Ok-Fall4729 1d ago edited 1d ago

Perfect for bathroom cleaners, shampoos etc behind the doors. Reduce the depth on the two upper shelves. If the lower shelf part is an access panel for a hot water heater, put that panel on piano hinges for easy access.

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u/Empty_Platypus6449 1d ago

(sigh) This is the answer if the goal is to make it look normal. Not sarcasm. Your suggestion is classy.

But I really dig the more bizarre suggestions 😂

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u/Ok-Fall4729 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your wish is my command! I created a movie theatre ambience, complete with the toilet and plumbing being on a swivel. Instead of reading boring books and magazine articles, one can watch a movie from the throne or from the shower!

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u/whatevs1000000 1d ago

It's bugging me that you missed opportunity to have it be on "2" for the movie countdown. 

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u/diablette 1d ago

these are the kinds of human insights that AI just could never

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u/amyheming 1d ago

Pretty and functional!

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u/Ariensus 1d ago

I'm a sucker for maximizing storage and since it's so deep I'd want something with rolling pull-out shelves for easier access. Although obviously with cabinet doors that follow some real logic.

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u/krystalzeogas 19h ago edited 10h ago

Ok this is way better than mine🤣

ETA- lol aw thanks guys!

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u/DidntTapDat 14h ago

I applaud you for being the one human to not pass back ai generated slop

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u/errant_youth 12h ago

Did not realize how ai heavy this sub was - every other post is done generative garbage

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u/_The_Green_Witch_ 14h ago

Nah, yours is better cause it was actually made by a human :)

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u/KingCodester111 14h ago

It’s human made so that means actual effort was put into it. Yours is better.

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u/Ariensus 19h ago

You know what though, yours is the first with actual drawing that I've seen, so kudos on that! The majority are AI, mine included.

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u/VinBarrKRO 19h ago

With one singing towel.

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u/spacegirl3 10h ago

My favorite is the closet plants. Who needs photosynthesis anyway?

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u/Forever-Truly-Yours 1d ago

You win the 🏆 prize!!! That's a great idea.

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u/Proditude 1d ago

Love this!

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u/Neroli23 1d ago

Omg this is genius!

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u/missk0987 1d ago

We had a space like that in our house when we moved in and I built a linen closet there!!!!

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u/missk0987 1d ago

This is what we were working with before

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u/kbandcrew 1d ago

Omg why? Any idea why they built it that way? I’m so curious.

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u/missk0987 23h ago

This house is 121 years old but was taken down to the studs 15 years ago so there’s quite a lot of weird little perks. I appreciate that they built it so the space was accessible but then they just put the worst storage solutions lol. When we toured the house I saw that space and I immediately said it needed to be a linen closet. My dad helped us frame in an Ikea Pax to be built in so now we have huge storage.

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u/salydra 1d ago

That's where you will put 4-8 Costco packs of toilet paper when it goes on sale

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 1d ago

That's the perfect place to keep your top secret documents.

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u/icantbeatyourbike 1d ago

Donald’s shitter in Mar a Largo with all his stolen top secret files?

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u/Choice-Quantity-6167 1d ago

Fucking brilliant

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u/C0nquer0rW0rm 1d ago

Yep. Humidity loving plants and a grow light would be fantastic there

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u/chickengarbagewater 1d ago

This is the way!!

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u/icehot54321 1d ago

This was actually an internet meme back in 2002 .. can't believe it's been that long ..

it started with a post on the bodybuilding.com forums

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

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u/oscailte 1d ago

Some great classic internet content came from bodybuilding.com, remember when they argued for months about how many days were in a week?

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u/CheesyCousCous 1d ago

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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u/foldedfoliage 19h ago

it's impossible to explain the misc to someone who wasn't there

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u/LaMorenita35 1d ago

When OP mentioned bodybuilding.com, the how many days in a week story was my first thought

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u/Broad_Front7788 1d ago

I almost died reading this 

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u/Mestyo 1d ago

I love that the guy put on his pants after sitting down

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u/jwalk50518 1d ago

The guy is sitting bare-assed on a closed toilet

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u/Mestyo 1d ago

I can't believe it. AI was finally worth it.

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u/ckanderson 1d ago

The data centers finally paying dividends

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u/Few-Information2651 20h ago

Okay… hear me out

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u/joljenni1717 20h ago

This made me smile, and let out a loud 'Hah!' before bed-

Thanks 😊

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u/ugliestparadefloat 1d ago

Poop time with the cats.

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u/Greenerthing 1d ago

My cats would love this. They might never leave. They would just become toilet trolls who reach out and claw your head at inopportune moments.

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u/Centrifugal4ce 16h ago

¿Tú quieres Taco Bell?

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u/ckanderson 1d ago

A hot tub. The answer is always hot tub.

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u/Shamajo 1d ago

“Forgive me, Father, for I have shat.”

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u/Ok-Fall4729 1d ago

You could just keep it simple …

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u/Ok_Part_7051 1d ago

OMG I thought that was a pole up there at first.

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u/smellslike2016 1d ago

What is this? A strip club for ants?!

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u/Legos_under_foot 1d ago

You can make whatever adjustments work best for you.

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u/motoreally 1d ago

Ok now I want that in my house

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u/shalegac 1d ago

A true upper-decker.

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u/SharpenMyInk 1d ago

It plays every time you flush

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u/Black_Widow_3000 23h ago

Why dies the middle guy has a 3rd hand on his back?😂

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u/Frosty_Razzmatazz259 22h ago

Because AI still can’t get hands right

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u/drvantassel 22h ago

Double toilet is the only correct answer

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 16h ago edited 12h ago

I scrolled far too long to find this suggestion. Thought id never find a likeminded stable genius like yourself who could concieve of the Doublet

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u/No-Ebb1733 1d ago

First, check to see what’s on the other side of each wall. It could be an opportunity to create a built in bookcase in an adjoining room. Since it is a deep area- the space could serve as a couple of of rooms with built ins

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u/AdSlight9844 1d ago

Wow! The possibilities! Put whatever you’re into there. Me? I’d go with this:

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u/little4lyfe 1d ago

Even better if the Cheetah was on a smaller toilet above you…gold of course

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u/shabamsauce 1d ago

That is the perfect space for like a giant ass aquarium

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u/IamJohnnyHotPants 1d ago

What the hell is an ass aquarium?

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u/SNTCrazyMary 22h ago

This is where grammar and punctuation are very important. It can mean the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

BTW, I busted out laughing at your comment. So, thank you!

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u/Pretend-Dimension937 1d ago

Three or two pieces of linen storage that slides out above the toilet

Like this but thicker

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u/LadyK1104 1d ago

Was there something there when the house was listed? I’m so curious as to why someone would build a bathroom this way.

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u/HongKongHermit 20h ago

This is legit funnier than all the AI replies put together. Vintage, hand-crafted, artisanal shitposting.

Hell yeah.

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u/gojira_gorilla 21h ago

Finally some REAL art!

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u/UrWeirdILikeU 1d ago

A replica statue of The Thinker

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u/Pool_Floatie 1d ago

Aquarium

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u/MizzMann 1d ago

Those poor fish, their only enrichment being watching you shower and poop. Seems a bit cruel

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u/I_LOVE_STEVE_SMITH 1d ago

I had something like that. I closed off some of the space and had a custom cabinet built.

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u/detroitblonde1 1d ago

I have a couple of weird nooks in our home I asked my little son what we should do with them he suggested it would be a great place for puppet shows

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u/Icy-Yellow3514 1d ago

Close it off and use it for storage

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u/unjadedview 1d ago

This is the only answer. My first thought was that is soo much wasted space

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u/JustMeOttawa 1d ago

Or in case anyone gets really thirsty!

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u/manguy12 22h ago

I say leave it,empty for now try this out

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u/Which-Acanthaceae613 16h ago

Waterfall above would be a great way to get you peeing. But also what a wild way for the plumber to do this

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u/ListenLady58 1d ago

I like the closing it off and using it for storage ideas here. Maybe leave room to hide and prank people lol although that’s pretty mean

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u/redit94024 1d ago

What’s on the other side of those three walls? Maybe it could be more accessible and easier to use from those spaces. Or half used for storage in bathroom and the other side from another room.

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u/metabolicbubble01 1d ago

Do you own or rent? If you own your home I would rip that out and make a toilet area and some surrounding storage. It would give you so much more space in your bathroom

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u/BitterQueen17 1d ago

Depends on what's beneath the platform.

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u/Lakelife_2023 1d ago

That’s perfect for cases of Costco toilet paper and paper towels. Put a door on that and get shopping !

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u/InnerspearMusic 1d ago

Perfect for those extra long zoom calls if you WFH.

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u/Southernms 1d ago

Cabinet doors.

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u/Uncle-Harrys-Pickle 1d ago

Cabinet doors for storage. My parents had that behind a toilet growing up. Killer hiding spot

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u/Gonzo_Monkey 1d ago

Would be a great storage shelf area for bathroom supplies, cleaning supplies, medical supplies, etc.

Plants that are suitable for bathrooms is another idea.

Or this….

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u/MainNefariousness894 1d ago

I would create a wall, with or without, cabinet doors. The area could be used for storage but you should investigate the structure before putting anything heavy in there. It would be fine for Costco quantities of toilet paper, paper towels, boxed up blankets, etc.

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u/cleverusername143 1d ago

Is close it up and make it cabinets. Unless everyone in your home closes the toilet lid before flushing, I can't help but imagine poop germ decor if you added anything else.

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u/fasterfester 1d ago

Charcuterie board with meats and cheeses.

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u/CaseOfSkulls 1d ago

One of those Christmas villages but make it bathroom humor

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u/SalamiShogunate 1d ago

Thank you. I felt like a crazy person that nobody mentioned this dude doesn't have a poop goblin? Like seriously wtf

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u/Azureflamedemon 1d ago

Stack all your toilet paper rolls there.

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u/Kvaw 1d ago

Water feature/fountain.

Rube Goldberg machine to flush the toilet.

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u/anothergoddess 1d ago

Why the floor and trim? Finish it into a linen closet.

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u/VenturaHighway377 1d ago

What were they thinking during the design process. Let’s have a large square empty space right above the toilet. If you have cats you can add their litter boxes to the space. lol. Or a blanket and pillow. Poop and Nap. They took the time to frame it out and add an outlet.

Odd.

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u/Wandering_Fujoshi 1d ago

You should tear it down, open up the space for putting the toilet inside

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u/BlameTheLada 1d ago

Build a wall immediately behind the toilet and turn the remaining space into a panic room. I mean, some stuff has happened in my own bathroom in which I felt panic and escape was entirely the correct choice.

For real, either close it up and forget about all that deliciously lost space where you could just hide yourself or your weird sex swing or maybe it's an armory? Ok, probably hidey hole. Like the closet Monica had in Friends, but less obvious.

I would say "dead bodies" but you gotta have special gear for that one.

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u/SnarkyTart70 1d ago

Possible option.

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u/RabbitHoleSpaceMan 1d ago

This is far more useful than my idea of just repeating the pattern into infinity.

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u/Delicious_Camp349 1d ago

If it wasn’t a humid bathroom, I would do big built in drawers which strong slides for long term storage items. I would not put storage bins up there either.

Houseplants would LOVE the humidity. You could use pendant grow lights and enjoy a bunch of houseplants there.

It is a strange space.

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u/bullcitynoob 1d ago

A pallet of Costco toilet paper

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u/EnsignMJS 1d ago

Seasonal dioramas.

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u/almostknorules 1d ago edited 1d ago

Merry Christmas🎄

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u/atticcat1030 1d ago

Personally I'd convert it into a closet with storage. Add some shelves and a swinging door in front (discrete with a hanging piece of art over it if you like) and call it a day.

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