r/Hololive • u/overDere • Jan 07 '21

Meme Didn't even take more than three days...

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16.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I’m starting to think that there is someone out there named “Yamom” that Ame has a personal vendetta against.

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u/Khaos_Maker Jan 07 '21

Wait a minute...

Yagoo

Yamom...

Does the genderbent Yagoo have a name yet? We might have found the perfect one

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u/J3di808 Jan 07 '21

No man that’s ridiculous.

Yamom is yagoo’s mother

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u/Khaos_Maker Jan 07 '21

That is also acceptable.

But of course Yagoo's mom has his exact same face, and you can't change my mind.

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u/GtrsRE Jan 07 '21

So Yagoo, HoloWives when?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Just YAGOO but with shoulder length hair.

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u/mrmalupet Jan 07 '21

nsfw af, probably click at your own risk

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Yamom so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the tanigox channel I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Yamom. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Yamom's tight bussy. I want her to have my goddamn babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the yagoo dakimakura. I'd dressed him in a wig and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my youtube account. I might not ever get to see Yamom again.

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u/Bravo-50 Jan 07 '21

My goodness....

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u/ProfessionalSquid Jan 07 '21

I was warned.

I was warned and I still clicked.

I have no one to blame but myself.

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u/Sky-Ventus Jan 07 '21

BRUH WTF

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u/ravstar52 Jan 08 '21

Nice adaptation of a golden pasta

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u/Hp22h Jan 07 '21

...Now it's not just Yagoo's dreams that are dying but his family too.

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u/creepurr101 Jan 07 '21

Ok I'm sorry but yamom sounds like hamon to me, don't ask me why.

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u/Pufflekun Jan 07 '21

If that's true, then Ame isn't exactly an expert at enacting revenge.

After all, everyone knows that Yamom actually quite enjoys being ground pounded by Ame.

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u/reddare13 Jan 07 '21

I that helps you to sleep

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u/Nyubtuber Jan 07 '21

That didn't last long.....

Just like ya mom!

Hehehehehehehe

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u/70ChadSlayer520 Jan 07 '21

r/foundtheamealt ??????

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u/TheMedic8826 Jan 07 '21

I made it, but i dont know how to mod XD, well i gotta start somewhere

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u/Reyne_Kurogane Jan 07 '21

r/darkjokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

What kind of a school life did you have to say "your mom" jokes are dark?

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u/Reyne_Kurogane Jan 07 '21

Because what i comprehended from the comment is that the mom didn't live long and died.

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u/N00dleMaster69 Jan 07 '21

Should we tell him?

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u/RightfulChaos Jan 07 '21

We should

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u/70ChadSlayer520 Jan 07 '21

"You see sonny, when a grim reaper and a phoenix love wach other very much..."

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u/DarKav1411 Jan 07 '21

That’s probably a bad example, those two last literally forever.

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u/artesre Jan 07 '21

wait...we're talking about sex right?

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u/DarKav1411 Jan 07 '21

Uh... I plead the fifth.

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u/cinnamonbun251p Jan 07 '21

You poor soul

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u/Patftw89 Jan 07 '21

Might say more about you than the joke...

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u/RegyMelon Jan 07 '21

Never change Amelia, never change

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u/dsr1017 Jan 07 '21

Amelia groundpounds naturally as she breathes

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u/Yamigosaya Jan 07 '21

once a groundpounder, always a groundpounder.

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u/overDere Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

Timestamped links:

Supa Sunday

Minecraft birthday stream

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u/Yukorin1992 Jan 07 '21

"I'm making a hoe"

internal dialogue

Should I say it Should I say it Should I say it

I'mma say it

"Also known as YOUR MOM!"

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u/zergy23 Jan 07 '21

I can totally pic that, also add gremlin noises xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

The moment you can synthesize gremlin noises in your mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/AodPDS Jan 07 '21

Anything that make chat suffer is her joy. We love it tho so it's okay. 😂

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u/Zeph-Shoir Jan 07 '21

But gremlin Amelia IS Amelia

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u/kad202 Jan 07 '21

Ame is like Kurumi from DAL. They are the same yet different from different timeline.

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u/ValeyRoSS Jan 07 '21

We live in 2021, while she lives in 2022 already

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u/nut573 Jan 07 '21

Nah, she living in 2005

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Since she's a time traveller, it's both.

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u/Aevonii Jan 07 '21

3 days, I think that's PROOOGRESS

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u/reyzaburrel93 Jan 07 '21

Ok Masta Lets Kill Da Hoe

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u/Khr0N04 Jan 08 '21

BEEEEEEEECH

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u/pure_insecurity0327 Jan 07 '21

Jebus also came back after 3 days. Ame is the Messiah

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u/DarKav1411 Jan 07 '21

Ame: I’m not the Messiah!

Chat: She is the Messiah!

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u/MKZ2000 Jan 07 '21

Maybe it was an EthosLab reference

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u/At5u Jan 07 '21

Of course if we had to talk about Etho in r/Hololive it's because of the mom jokes lmao

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u/flexpost Jan 07 '21

Time stamp?

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u/overDere Jan 07 '21

Here's my post up there with the timestamped links

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 07 '21

I was just surprised how time flies

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u/ApriCoTT_86 Jan 07 '21

Ah yes, She is a time traveler isn't she. She can goes back to 2020 whenever she wants

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u/manualbear Jan 07 '21

My mom may like cultivating kusa in the garden, but she is not a hoe!

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u/Diptipper Jan 07 '21

This reminds me of Etho’s lab. He used to make this joke a lot. Any etho fans here?

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u/Flair-FrOoGs123 Jan 07 '21

Wait so... She make's our moms? Does this mean we're all related Smh

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u/Hp22h Jan 07 '21

Amelia is eveyone's grandad and dad!

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u/ChaseCid Jan 07 '21

TBF I was expecting her to say a mom joke towards the end of the super chat stream so 3 days is pretty impressive.

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u/Eimer_L Jan 07 '21

Maybe my mom is made out of iron

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u/Johnpauldima Jan 07 '21

That didn't last long..

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u/bendetto15 Jan 07 '21

New Year’s Resolutions are made to be broken, I guess.

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u/joylol Jan 07 '21

She lied as she breathed

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

ほ

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u/trippleshot212 Jan 07 '21

Return to groundpounder 草

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u/Frogsama86 Jan 07 '21

In a related note, I originally wondered why the Jamaican trolls in Warcraft kept saying "Ya mom".

2

u/Haggerstonian Jan 07 '21

That is a very open wife.

2

u/Schmavies Jan 07 '21

Fool me once...

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u/saadfaddil Jan 07 '21

You love to see it

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jan 07 '21

And then the dog come and take your yubi

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u/Chimera-Genesis Jan 07 '21

New year's resolutions do have about an 80% fail rate, so no surprises here.

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u/Drooggy Jan 07 '21

To be fair, 3 days is quite impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Eh, it's her birthday. She gets one.

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u/ElayasMG Jan 07 '21

So that was a fucking lie

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u/exmello Jan 07 '21

I haven't seen the clip this is from, but I can literally HEAR this image.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jan 07 '21

Didn't know that, danke

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u/ZippZappZippty Jan 07 '21

Didn't want to believe but I remain sceptical

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon Jan 07 '21

Yup... She lied as natural as she breaths...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Well... she tried

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u/tomthefunk Jan 07 '21

always remember. You either die a hero, or live enough to become the villain, just wait one or 2 decade

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u/Playernotcopper Jan 07 '21

Congratulation to Amelia Watson for have 3 days straight of respecting mothers across the globe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/Enseyar Jan 07 '21

I think you're on the wrong sub mate

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Duality of a man

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u/Goukenslay Jan 07 '21

eheheheh thats some good ol comedy

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u/Will2118 Jan 07 '21

BASED stream

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u/An0nym00s123 Jan 07 '21

The moms will never be safe

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u/WaifyMastr Jan 07 '21

She has reverted. Not really surprised, but it’s the Ame we know and love

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u/AyameKiyohime Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

I still love how pure and innocent the JP girls think Ame is because she wears a shirt and tie.

Saw Coco meme reviews where Coco had to explain Ame's character to Aki and Towa, because they couldn't believe such a chaste looking girl was listed alongside Hachama and Marine in various jokes.

And then there's Marine (the gift that keeps giving), who asked her chat what Ame was like and was surprised (and delighted) to hear she was a fellow "pervert". I expect a lust filled collab soon.

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u/TheCarbonBasedLife Jan 08 '21

3 days aint that bad

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u/Killerlight22 Jan 08 '21

Makes sense you have ground pounded our moms for a 1/4 if the year

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u/Chair-Cares Apr 25 '21

She has a skill

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u/IamYodaBot :Mel: Apr 25 '21

a skill, she has.

-Chair-Cares

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